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Zombies FAQ
Somewhat Frequently Asked Questions
1. Zombies?
Yes, Zombies. Zombies are awesome.

And now you are one and can become a more powerful Zombie by biting chumps and fighting Werewolves, Vampires, Zombies and Slayers.
2. Who made the art?
The best artists ever: (they're kind of a big deal)
3. How do I bite people?
In the left menu, beneath the word "Applications", "Zombies" will appear in that list (you may need to click "more" first). Click on that link and you'll be taken to a page that shows your Zombie and a button to bite your friends.
4. Why can't I bite more than 3 people per day?
The 3 bites per 24 hour limit isn't our limit - it's Facebook's. And, yes, they keep changing it on us.

In the meantime, for folks that didn't seem to get your bite, you can re-bite - click on the "Show Bitten Chumps Also" link on the bite page and you'll see them.

You can also earn Zombie points by fighting other undead by going to the fighting page!
5. Do I get points for re-biting people?
At this time, we don't give extra points for re-biting people, but that will change soon. However - you do get points if the friend you re-bite adds the Zombies app because they'll then be one of your Zombie minions!
6. My profile isn't up to date! I should be a Zombie God , but I'm still stuck as a Ensign Zombie Newbie. Wtf, mate?
Try going to your main Zombie page by clicking on "Zombies" underneath the word "Applications" on your left menu. Then you should see a link near the top that says "Refresh Profile Zombie" - try clicking that, it should update your profile.
7. Speaking of which, what are all the Zombie ranks, anyway?
Ensign Zombie Newbie
Leftenant Zombie
Zombie Ninja
Bishop in the Church of Zombie
Zombie Mogul
Zombie Samurai
Zombie Warlord
Zombie Lich
Zombie King VIII
Zombie God

Collect them all!
8. I no longer have the hot Zombie picture on my profile - how do I get it back?
Click on "Applications" in your left menu and you will see a list of your applications. Then, you should see an "Edit Settings" link next to each of your applications. If you click "Edit Settings" next to "Zombies" you will be able to choose to display it in your profile. Then, click on the link "Refresh Profile Zombie" on your main "Zombie" page!
9. How do I change my Zombie picture?
Click the Edit link beneath your Zombie picture on your profile, or on your main Zombie page then choose whichever picture you prefer!
10. Uhhh... Zombie hugs?
Yup. Whenever you send a message to a friend or write on someone's wall, you will see a button that reads "Zombie hug". They'll get your picture and a link that if they click will bite them make them part of your Zombie army. Seriously. Who hugs a Zombie? Like, what were they expecting to happen?
11. How do I Feed other Zombies?
Just visit a friend's page and if they have a Zombie, you can Feed them and you both get an extra attack for the day!
12. How does fighting work?
First off, you are never guaranteed to win or guaranteed to lose. However, your odds of winning improve the more points you have. For example, if you have 600 points and you attack a friend that has 300 points, you are far more likely to win. Also, you get a slight bonus on your odds for attacking.

The more people you have in your army, the more daily attacks you are allowed to do.

Winning a fight against someone that has more points than you is worth more points than winning against someone with fewer points. And defending isn't worth as many points as attacking. So you gotta make sure you use up all your attacks every day to maximize your points. You have to balance your odds of winning the fight versus whether the fight is worth many points.

You will win most of your fights if you fight against users that have far fewer points than you do, but they aren't worth as many points as fighting stronger users.
13. Fighting is pretty simple. What else will you add to fighting?
Here's what we're working on: group battles, more ways to find people that are your level to fight and ways to get more daily attacks and points. Stay tuned!
14. Can I fight Slayers with my Zombie?
Yes! From the fight page, just click on the Fight Slayers! menu item.
15. Can I fight Werewolves with my Zombie?
Oh baby, yes! From the fight page, click on the Fight Werewolves! menu item.
16. Can I fight Vampires with my Zombie?
Of course! From the fight page, click on the Fight Vampires! menu item.
17. Can I fight Zombies with my Zombie?
Do you see a pattern? From the fight page, click on the Fight Zombies! menu item.
18. Are you ever going to make female Zombies?
Yes! Our artist is working on them now!
19. You guys mispeeled "lieutenant." Are you stoopid or sumthing?
No.

We are not stupid. We are hi-larious. You see, we realize quite well that "leftenent" is simply a phonetic spelling of how some pronounce "lieutenant." We were hoping it'd get a few laughs -- it's all just part of the silliness of Zombies. Plus, like 2 people have laughed so far. Well, actually just us. Everyone else thinks we're stoopid...
20. Hey! That's not a ninja!
Au contraire, bonjour.

21. I have an idea for Zombies. Can I tell you about it?
Absolutely! Add a comment on our blog! We read every message and implement features that users want to see! We also use lots of exclamation marks!
22. I think I found a bug or my question still isn't answered. How do I tell you about it?
Click here and be sure to include the error message you see, what page you are on and what web browser you are using. Thanks for making Zombies even better!
23. Hey can I see the original (and not helpful) Zombies help page? That was funny!
Of course! You can see the original page by clicking here!
24. What's the catch?
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