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Which Seinfeld Character Are You?
Which Seinfeld character are your friends?
1. Which of these food items would you prefer to eat?
Big Salad
Egg-white Omelette
Marble Rye
Kung Pao Chicken with extra MSG
High-Fat Yoghurt
2. Which of these statements best describes you?
You tend to have greviances with most people, and enjoy devising sneaky harebrained schemes
Everyone is your friend, and you enjoy inviting total strangers into your hot tub
You hate people, especially good looking ones
You are indifferent to people, and prefer to make jokes about them
You envy married people, and have a thing for doctors with good hair
3. If someone didn't like you and insulted you, would you:
Try and date them
Make a joke
Scream back at the top of your voice and try and figure out a better comeback
Be oblivious to the situation and try and become their best buddy
Hatch a plan to make them disappear
4. Who would you prefer to date?
Anyone who said yes
I have no preference
I prefer not to date. It only leads to a bad break-up. Why? You have someone in mind?
A model
Someone really good looking
5. Who annoys you the most?
Women who don't wear bras, or wear them as a top
Kenny Bania
Society
Cable Guys
Jerry
6. Which of these outfits are you most likely to wear?
A US Postal Service uniform
A "Bro" underneath a crisp shirt warmed up in the oven
Puffy 'Gore-tex' coat with suit paints that make a 'swoosh' when you walk
Puffy Shirt with Crested Jacket
Botticellis with unbuttoned shirt and exposed nipple
7. Which of these statements best describes your car-parking technique?
You are a notoriously bad driver and so choose not to park in public
Your car has a stench that won't go away so you park in a bad neighbourhood and hope someone steals it
Reverse parker - Maybe the baby would like to see my spot
Why don't you take a handicap spot...they don't drive!
You tend to crash the vehicle you are driving before you get the chance to park it
8. Which of these hair-styles is most similar to yours?
Curly
Electric Frizz
Balding
Neat
High
9. If you had to choose another name for yourself, what would it be?
Dion
Claude
Seven
Isosceles
Fargus
10. How often do you have sex?
Once each time
6 times a night, except on Festivus
Not once in 6 weeks. I can do six weeks standin' on my head. I'm a sexual camel
Once a week, every week
Quite often and with quite a few people - I'm actually quite a slut
