One day Nick was being awesome while humping corpses in racoon city when he saw a strange wart on his dick. Scared, he ran into a pole and fell into a giant hole. He got up and punched himself then proceeded to suck his dick trying to remove his balls from a sewer pipe. He then proceeded to proceed to fail on Facebook.

The end. Yep. Nick is gay. But only with Calvin and Jake. Calvin is gayest. Jake is amazingest. This story sucks. Start mine already. Smells like buttcrack Stefani likes it. Fa show fool. You guys suck. But Nick's wart was spewing green