In the land called Facebo... started by William Wieboldt

In the land called Facebook, there was an error that caused millions of bad things such as the Twitpocolypse to happen. This error was brought on by tiny gnomes that stole underpants nightly, for they are always looking to harvest the elastic. Thus the gnomes were very delighted to steal Facebook's on-site laundry service and all of the Facebook underpants

[...]Recently the gnomes held a conference to decide on who would be selected for the Dirty Underwear Championship, unaware of what the developers would do, they decided to scare the country by refusing to disclose the location of the Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile underpants defense system. This greatly angered the legions of underpants-bereft developers. They gathered up their garters and their

In the wonderful land of... started by Facebook User

In the wonderful land of Cydonia, where the donkeys smelled like cabbage, and the cabbage smelled just like carrots. It was in this land of ticklish trees that there lived a three-eyed dwarf named Bob. He had a cankerous pet scorpion named poor English. Which is the way every three-eyed dwarf was named by Cydonian government regulations. No-one knew

[...]wanted to float a dirigible over to Pizza Hut for a deep-pan full of steaming vegetables, mixed with a midget's sandal. What to do? Where to go? My arse hurts, damn William Wieboldt and his itchy privates! Why did... Oh never mind. The end is "Oh never mind" ?? Thought Bob as an armadillo ambled past the cave

It seemed to... started by Facebook User

It seemed to

The first time I met Bruc... started by Facebook User

The first time I met Bruce, he looked at my ginormous penis.

While quizzing I had an u... started by Jackie Va

While quizzing I had an urge that was unusually strong, but I had to poop so I went in her bowl of chicken soup. The other day a psycho pedophile was with me and his huge what she said poked out my belly button ring

Everyone seemed to... started by Jacko van Lindsay

Everyone seemed to

One day Nick was being aw... started by Calvin Chang

One day Nick was being awesome while humping corpses in racoon city when he saw a strange wart on his dick. Scared, he ran into a pole and fell into a giant hole. He got up and punched himself then proceeded to suck his dick trying to remove his balls from a sewer pipe. He then proceeded to proceed to fail on Facebook. The end. Yep. Nick is gay. But only with Calvin and Jake. Calvin is gayest. Jake is amazingest. This story sucks. Start mine already. Smells like buttcrack Stefani likes it. Fa show fool. You guys suck. But Nick's wart was spewing green

This is a story about how... started by Sean Johns

This is a story about how my life got ruined by Chuck Norris. He roundhouse kicked me into his computer. It then exploded and turned into a pitbull, which bit the nose off my face. I completely freaked the hell out, and it threw him at Chuck Norris

Last Friday night, Matt a... started by William Wieboldt

Last Friday night, Matt and William got sued by a high priest from the land before time was all that they needed. Eating sandwiches, their lawyers fought with swords of justice to protect the water cooler that Matt and William stored their bodily fluids in. Excited, the duo dashed for the nearest exit and out of nowhere, there appeared

[...]fertility barn. The mock trial was not a catered affair, nor an addicting matter. The harlots took drugs to harm the mental reality of very superstitious folklore. However, it was just a mock trial after all, and the moral of the story is. Never trust the word of Matt and William under the Ten Commandments of Cheese Force Prime.

One day I woke up and dro... started by Cesar Espinoza

One day I woke up and dropkicked a harlot. The harlot screamed but my pimp silenced her with a hefty bucket filled with cheese, Kraft Easy Cheese. The harlot became quite hungry then, and ate the magnificent tofu sculpture I gave her. With much vexation, I grabbed her and dunked her in a nearby vat of KY-Jelly. She struggled, but

[...]the whole area with the light shining from his mighty white-man 'fro. The harlots greeted Bob with glee and danced around as many LSD-driven gargoyles ascended from Notre Dame and gave Bob a box of candy. Bob ate the coconut candies and began painting the scene that stretched out behind the harlots and myself. Thats when he turned a bright

One day Nick was insertin... started by Calvin Chang

One day Nick was inserting large penises into his treasure box which he sucked on while admiring his really small dick. This made him feel really horny so he grabbed his dildo and nothing happened. End.

Once upon a time Calvin w... started by Facebook User

Once upon a time Calvin was a white dude until the giant black dude came and gave him super black powers and he was transformed into a gigantic popular rapper. As he progressed through his meaningless career of bullshit he made millions. Asians quickly took offense to this. They retaliated by throwing rice at his toyota corolla which was outside of his mansion. Furthermore, the Asians hated Calvin's testicles so they ate his massive balls. Calvin was gay. Only for Nick. End of story. Seriously. The End. PS Calvinis gay PPS Hi mom!!! PPPS: Nick sucks.