Political rallies are so much more entertaining when you mix them with hallucinogens.

"Higher Daddy, higher!", cried the boy, gleefully squealing as his father picked him up and spun him around. A fun game, the little boy knew that once his Daddy let go, his mother would lovingly catch him. But this game was different from the others; someone very different would catch him today, someone much more...sinister. The little boy's father had made a deal with the Devil a long time ago, and today, the Devil was coming to collect.

That, my friends, is the story of how Leonard Maltin was born.

Tickle fight!

Well I have been informed that that is Kell, and not Maxx in the picture (which makes it more disturbing), so I have to change my caption:

Satan punishes Erik, using terrible irony, for writing a character that makes fun of handicapped people. He also punishes Kell for making fun of Sarah Palin's baby.

Maxx called "dibs" on the torso after Satan ripped Erik's legs off.

"Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and rape."

A reverse exorcism in progress.