Although to the untrained eye Erik looks like he is uncomfortably getting molested, one notices out of the stage right corner of his mouth the slight curvature of smile...

Erik: Ooo I want to touch the boobies!
Filup: Uh, I think we should stay away from Rupaul

Erik: I'm about to come, just give me five...more...seconds...
Filup: mmmmmmrawrmmmmmmm

Rape's not funny.

Before the Iraqi could stop him, the American hostage leaked the single-digit combination to Osama's panic room.

"It can't be...it can't be, master! Not the younglings!"
"Destroy the Sith, we must."

The Ivory Prince tried to escape, but the Sultan had other plans for him.

Stop... in the name of love.