Cory's Muses were motivated solely by greed.

Torey and Stephanie know, but where does Jesse think the penis is?

"Ashley, how does this prepare me for riding New York subways?"

"This Axe is working better than I thought."

No one -- not Eve, Adam, nor the serpent -- realized at the time that God had laced the forbidden fruit with date-rape pills. Outside the garden, hungry sexual predators waited patiently.

Bob: I know this scene needs me somehow, but then what will Julie do? Will she realize that if everyone is in the scene, she needs to be in it as well? And then when everyone is appropriately in this scene, who will edit it? If no one edits it, this could go on for days, weeks even! It could be the longest (albeit hilarious) scene of all time! I have to go to Med school soon, and i worked too damn long and too damn hard to let this scene go on...but it still needs me!...AAAAHHHHHHH!

Julie: I'm wearing really cute shoes tonight.