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Josh press the star below and watch it glow :) Nov 1, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Thad click star then up arrow, then type L L R R D U U D and the star shoots across your screen. Dec 9, 2009

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Derrick A man kills what a man loves. Before it weakens him. Mar 17, 2009

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Lee _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ Jun 15, 2009

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Thad ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status. Dec 2, 2009

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Dustin says: (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ Feb 3, 2009

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Brett ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı Jul 5, 2009

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Gaurav just press the star below n see wat happens ;p Sep 30, 2009

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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Frank scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status. Sep 20, 2009

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Shaira --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death May 23, 2009

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Yara is Loading ████████████ 99% Jun 10, 2009

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Name if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF Dec 6, 2009

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Iheb ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. Nov 20, 2009

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Paulie Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? Nov 18, 2009

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Rachael is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((> Aug 31, 2009

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Roxanne dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) Mar 12, 2009

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Ian feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. Jan 22, 2009

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Taylor is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? Sep 18, 2009

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Kristina is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. Feb 4, 2009

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Kristian Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Aug 27, 2009

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Steven Card is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? Jan 3, 2009

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Joe Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud Nov 24, 2009

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Sarah Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away. Nov 11, 2009

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