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Josh press the star below and watch it glow :) Nov 1, 2009

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Thad ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status. Dec 2, 2009

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Gaurav just press the star below n see wat happens ;p Sep 30, 2009

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Kaylisha sees golf-ball sized hail! Grab your 9-iron and let’s go... Dec 29, 2008

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Lee _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ Jun 15, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Brett ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı Jul 5, 2009

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Iheb ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. Nov 20, 2009

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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Dustin says: (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ Feb 3, 2009

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Name if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF Dec 6, 2009

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Kelly ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]! Dec 20, 2009

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Frank scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status. Sep 20, 2009

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Ashiia -► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.* Mar 25, 2010

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Joe Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud Nov 24, 2009

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Shaira --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death May 23, 2009

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Arpita U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown Jan 17, 2010

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Kristian Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Aug 27, 2009

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Paulie Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? Nov 18, 2009

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Juan ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =) Dec 12, 2009

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'Asharaf says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) lol Feb 18, 2010

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Yara is Loading ████████████ 99% Jun 10, 2009

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Sarah Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away. Nov 11, 2009

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Krissy Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday. Mar 5, 2010

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Gaurav Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head Oct 6, 2009

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