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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Dustin says: (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ Feb 3, 2009

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Ajay went to Mc Donalds and ate 5 Whoppers. Ofcourse I took them whoppers with me. Oct 14, 2009

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Josh press the star below and watch it glow :) Nov 1, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Roxanne dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) Mar 12, 2009

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Paulie Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? Nov 18, 2009

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Thomas Aug 24, 2009

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Felicia has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. Feb 17, 2009

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Morgan Thomas has had amnesia for as long as he can remember Jan 4, 2009

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Alicia asks "If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?" Aug 21, 2009

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Jordan doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it. Jan 18, 2009

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Samir Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Aug 29, 2009

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Ethan isn't going to take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive anyway. Feb 16, 2009

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Kristin My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight Sep 30, 2009

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Laura hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said "u r next" They stopped that when I did the same to them after funnerals Jul 12, 2009

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Hafs is High five! Low five! Down low! Too slow! Oct 10, 2009

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Liz Hokanson is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Liz may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Liz is right for you. Jan 8, 2009

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Jill is retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today. Apr 5, 2009

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Trisha Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi Aug 11, 2009

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Christophe is somewhat skepitical you’re laughing out loud as much as you claim. Apr 14, 2009

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Elijah says People who are out of answers are looking at the wrong test. Sep 16, 2009

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Tina Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Sep 23, 2009

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Ashlee is fed up with Indian Givers -- no, wait, I take that back Dec 29, 2008

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