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Jason team jacob. team edward. no! TEAM ROCKET!!! 12 minutes ago

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Travis is People talking sh**, but you know I never bother, it goes. . . . In one ear, and right out the other 15 minutes ago

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Travis is if you're gonna build a time machine, Whats the rush? Really? 16 minutes ago

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Zoe ays friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Sep 16, 2009

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Jason is ba 18 minutes ago

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Travis is what am I too nice, is that my problem? 21 minutes ago

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Heather In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues today. 22 minutes ago

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Carley-Rose I don't know who "she" is but she says a lot of perverted things. 24 minutes ago

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Tareg j sadi .. maybe we are the ALIANS !! :S 29 minutes ago

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Jessica is making like a tree and leafing. 56 minutes ago

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Andy I never smile when I lie.... ☺ 1 hour ago

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Ralu is out of order. Need to press the button and reboot 1 hour ago

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Name was going to mail you something sexy, but the mailman told me take the stamp off of my ass and get out of the mailbox. 1 hour ago

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Drew doesn't have a drink problem, I drink, I get drunk, I text & phone random people then I fall down, not a problem!! 2 hours ago

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Nate just went through and deleted all his "friends" on facebook that i didn't care about, or didn't know. Congrats... you made the cut 2 hours ago

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Melissa The holiday season is officially here! All the fruitcakes are in the stores and on the roads! 2 hours ago

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Rohan dont you think its real cruel of people who design 1)solar powered torch 2)pedalled wheel chair 3)waterproof towel 4)book with the name "how 3 hours ago

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Eric in an ideal world I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching. 3 hours ago

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Anuj is if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 3 hours ago

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lewis is sucking off a chimpanzeeee 3 hours ago

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Brandy Selinmaa When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming like the passenger in his car! 3 hours ago

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Bev Does`nt send christmas cards, (cos am tight n lazy n they only get binned in the end, BUT MOST OF ALL I`d rather say it to your face). So i 4 hours ago

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Sarah This works I swear to God! FB trick! press up up down down left right left right, b, a, enter key then right click! 4 hours ago

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Hn Anha At home, already cant help, but notice but how the sky is "pregnent with rain",my eyes are "pregnent with sleep",my nose "pregnent with flu" 4 hours ago

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Jad santa stopped using the chimney since he became claustrophobic 5 hours ago

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Bev thinks status king is sexest 5 hours ago

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