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Sarina What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa only has 3 hoes!!! Yesterday

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Brandy press shift and click the star to see a picture of my Boobs!!! Dec 6, 2009

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Heather Wants to build a life size Whack-a-Mole game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in in it. Nov 18, 2009

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Teresa ǝuıʇuǝןɐʌ ɹǝɥ ɥʇıʍ ǝʌoן uı sןɐǝɥ ɹǝʌo pɐǝɥ sı ǝɥs ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ɹoʇıuoɯ ɹnoʎ dıןɟ oʇ noʎ spǝǝu. Feb 14, 2009

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Name is so bored )= fed up ov nt avin a car!! Yesterday

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Logan wonders why when Tiger Woods hits a tree ladies fall out Dec 7, 2009

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Joanna Today i went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors i welcomed them to Narnia!! Nov 30, 2009

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Godfatha “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” Nov 12, 2009

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Carli didn't just slap you; she just high-fived your face. Feb 2, 2009

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Colin was voted "Most likely to travel back in time". . . . . .class of 2067. Dec 2, 2009

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Name Women are like parking spots...all the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Nov 5, 2009

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Soulhacker NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE...even the word itself says "IM POSSIBLE" ...٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ Dec 6, 2009

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Mark Hudak "i think the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." – George Washington Dec 2, 2009

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sanvitti sinha feels ~d(-_-)b~ musical ....!!!!! Dec 1, 2009

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Thad ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status. Dec 2, 2009

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Name is Kumudu Asiri Kariyawasam Dec 5, 2009

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Shannon ¡¡¡ʇı xıɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ı puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ʍou .ǝdɐʇ ʇɔnp ɥʇıʍ ʎɐ1d spıʞ ɹnoʎ ʇǝ1 ʇou op Nov 30, 2009

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Bethany ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,noʎ ¡¡¡ou ɥo Dec 2, 2009

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Riada Jada Without me, it's just aweso Dec 3, 2009

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Shelley is up for adoption. Any takers? Jun 4, 2009

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Name I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Oct 8, 2009

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Name is wondering what to say to an ATHEIST who sneezes? Dec 3, 2009

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david is wondering what the coolest thing was before sliced bread??? Dec 4, 2009

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Travis "there's an app for that" Nov 24, 2009

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Chris if you click the star below, it turns into a square, but u have to be holding down the shift key... Dec 3, 2009

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Just because I am a father doesn't mean I am a father figure! Feb 6, 2009

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