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Iheb ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. Nov 20, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Terrianna lovato Press Ctrl+W to see something amazing... Dec 1, 2009

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Carol needs a shirt that says "Relax! It's not Swine Flu, it's just my allergies." May 1, 2009

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Samir When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way. Jul 25, 2009

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Brett ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı Jul 5, 2009

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J-Bone if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Dec 2, 2009

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Gaurav Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head Oct 6, 2009

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Liam (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills Sep 2, 2009

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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Yara is Loading ████████████ 99% Jun 10, 2009

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Frank scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status. Sep 20, 2009

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Joe Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud Nov 24, 2009

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Lee _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ Jun 15, 2009

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Bethany ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,noʎ ¡¡¡ou ɥo Dec 2, 2009

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Umer is U CANT AFFORD MEEEE.... Dec 2, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Phillipe party every day that begins with the letter T. Tuesday and Thursday? Nah, TODAY and TOMMOROW! Dec 1, 2009

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Godfatha “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” Nov 12, 2009

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Rachael is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((> Aug 31, 2009

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Paulie Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? Nov 18, 2009

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Kirsty is TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.--------νσℓυмє---------.ılı. : ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ : мιη- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sep 12, 2009

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Kristian Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Aug 27, 2009

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Sabine ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆ Oct 17, 2009

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Heather Wants to build a life size Whack-a-Mole game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in in it. Nov 18, 2009

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Stan wonders if Cheerios are doughnut seeds... Oct 7, 2009

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