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Chris
if you click the star below, it turns into a square, but u have to be holding down the shift key...
Dec 3, 2009
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Thad
click star then up arrow, then type L L R R D U U D and the star shoots across your screen.
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Name
if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
Dec 6, 2009
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Felicia
...We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Feb 10, 2009
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Graham
if you click on the star below while holding the SHIFT key it REVELS my status! CLEVER!!
Dec 8, 2009
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Gina
wondersifanyoneknowswhatthelongstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?
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Joe
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
Nov 24, 2009
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Richard Storry
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Feb 23, 2009
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Gina
thinks that everyone knows what pressing the star will do...or do you?! go ahead and try it! ;)
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Iheb
┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
Nov 20, 2009
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Bertrand
just press the star below and watch me glow! >8o)
Dec 1, 2009
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Jackie
The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at 3 Hos.
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George
It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on
Dec 8, 2009
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Bob
Today's status update was filmed in front of a live, studio audience.
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Stan
wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
Oct 7, 2009
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Liam
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills
Sep 2, 2009
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Samir
٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
Sep 6, 2009
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Carmen
wants to remind you that if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name..... you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Liam
♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
Sep 9, 2009
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Godfatha
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
Nov 12, 2009
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sanjana
is out making some changes in her life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes
Dec 6, 2009
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Sarah
Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away.
Nov 11, 2009
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Meradith
There are two rules for success: 1. Don't tell all you know
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Samir
When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.
Jul 25, 2009
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Zain
battery low please charge! 1% █ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅]
Nov 11, 2009
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Gaurav
Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head
Oct 6, 2009
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