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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Slavisa says don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work! Mar 13, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Lee _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ Jun 15, 2009

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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Ian feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. Jan 22, 2009

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Roxanne dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) Mar 12, 2009

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Scott is .ʇı ʎuǝp oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop .ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ʎɐʍɐ puıɯ ɹnoʎ buıʍo1q Feb 1, 2009

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Kristina is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. Feb 4, 2009

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Kristian Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Aug 27, 2009

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Jeffrey says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Dec 27, 2008

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Candy says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer. Mar 2, 2009

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Sarah Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away. Nov 11, 2009

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Valerie says remember: some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue. Dec 28, 2008

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Shelley is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict! Jun 2, 2009

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Les Moore ~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Jun 24, 2009

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Alex first we had mad cow disease, then we had bird flu, now we have swine flu, O.M.F.G it's FARMAGGEDON Jul 15, 2009

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Valerie thinks of herself in 3rd person since joining Facebook. Jan 1, 2009

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Abid I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. Oct 8, 2009

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