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Paulie
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Nov 18, 2009
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Josh
press the star below and watch it glow :)
Nov 1, 2009
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Antonio
was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers ! ! !
Jul 30, 2009
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Brett
is so cool he has to wear sunglasses at night, so fly he's growing wings, and so smooth that he's been mistaken for a baby's bottom.
Jul 28, 2009
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Ajay
: i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status. !!!!
Nov 5, 2009
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Shelley
is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes.
Oct 27, 2009
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Kristin
*Alarm Clock* (n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.
Oct 20, 2009
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Hafs
I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.
Oct 14, 2009
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Kristin
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
Oct 6, 2009
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Gaurav
just press the star below n see wat happens ;p
Sep 30, 2009
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Frank
scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
Sep 20, 2009
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Taylor
is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
Sep 18, 2009
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Rachael
is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
Aug 31, 2009
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Colby
Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.
Sep 3, 2009
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Kirsty
║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
Aug 25, 2009
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Nahum
before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!
Aug 20, 2009
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Myles
™ is a registered trademark. All unauthorised reproduction and distribution will lead to prosecution.
Aug 12, 2009
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Erik
: Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
Jun 29, 2009
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Shelley
is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict!
Jun 2, 2009
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Sadie Clifford
thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
Jul 10, 2009
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Les Moore
~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Jun 24, 2009
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Joshua
is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
Feb 5, 2009
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Alex
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
Jun 3, 2009
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Larry
is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
Mar 11, 2009
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Candy
says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Mar 2, 2009
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Contest
Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
= 2 points
- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
Status King Game winners are treated like royalty! [x]
Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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