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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - women
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Kristin
Says women will never be as successful as men because they don’t have wives to advise them
Jan 23, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Taras
says "A recent survey shows that 9 out of 10 men prefer big boobs. The 10th man just prefers the other 9 men."
Nov 24, 2009
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judge a book by its cover...judge it by the story inside.
May 5, 2009
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Colleen
says my greatest fear is that there is no PMS; that this is my REAL personality!
Aug 27, 2009
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Evan
Did you know there are female hormones in beer? If you drink too much it makes you talk stupid and drive poorly
Aug 5, 2009
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Greg
wishes women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
Apr 12, 2009
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Luan
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Jun 3, 2009
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Luan
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
Jun 7, 2009
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Shawn
What a lame bar. The drinks are weak and the women are all "kind of busy" or "what's your problem" or "this is a pottery class, sir".
Nov 24, 2009
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Chris
is wondering if a man is standing in the middle of the forrest and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Mar 29, 2009
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Buddy
says women are like a bus ...miss one and another one will be coming along in 10 minutes!
May 3, 2009
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Samir
Women r like a piano;touch the right combination of keys & u get a beautiful melody.Men r like a toaster;push 1 button & they pop up!
Oct 9, 2009
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Paul
"You know "that look" that women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin.
Jun 28, 2009
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Melissa
determines that on-line dating is helping women get their hopes crushed more efficiently!
Jun 21, 2009
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Gray
wore Axe body spray and wasn't tackled by any women... FAIL
Sep 16, 2009
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Stephen
is God's gift to women, assuming the women wanted sarcasm.
Jun 11, 2009
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Jan
wonders if she told you that you have a great body if you would hold it against her.
Jul 13, 2009
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Logan
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Sep 10, 2009
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Chetan
believes, no matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
Jun 22, 2009
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Thomas
does anyone know who they are? Since they know everything!
May 13, 2009
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Zara
has discovered the meaning behind PMS: Pass my pistol.
Dec 4, 2009
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Brady
"I eat the food you cook for me, dirty the dishes you wash for me, wear the clothes you fold for me and sleep in the bed you make for me..."
Dec 5, 2009
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Thomas
is no longer accepting applications from whores
Nov 28, 2009
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Jared
uld rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Nov 24, 2009
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Shiva
is Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Nov 14, 2009
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