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Nathan ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington Sep 3, 2009

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Katie knows kids in front of cars cause accidents & accidents in the back of cars cause kids! Apr 12, 2009

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Katie Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Apr 14, 2009

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Ethan wonders if he brained his damage. Feb 20, 2009

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Laura knows shes been playin farmville to much when she seen a berry tree this mornin n thought it needed harvesting Sep 23, 2009

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Sukhcharan The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you Nov 12, 2009

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Rick thinks that the relationship status for "Its complicated" should be changed to "Casual sex with an argument thrown in here and there"... Sep 23, 2009

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Derrick A man kills what a man loves. Before it weakens him. Mar 17, 2009

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Katie ...never fight ugly people they have nothing to loose!!! Apr 1, 2009

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Siyeni you call me competition, I call you practice! ;) Sep 16, 2009

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Jake is glad to not be a vegatarian this Thanksgiving. Gobble. Gobble. Nov 25, 2009

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That guy hanging on that girl over there looks just like my brother...HEY! That IS my brother and he's hanging on MY girlfriend! $%&^!!! May 19, 2009

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Angie is pondering life..... and guessing I will pondering for awhile! Jul 8, 2009

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Alex FACT: guys watch Transformers for the action. girls watch Transformers for Shia Laboeuf. Jun 30, 2009

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Anthony Castillo says: There's a thin line between "Expecting a lot of comments in your status and Narcissism"--post it True or False (if your in denial) Feb 24, 2009

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Matt if i could come back as any animal! i would be myself! in bed!! Jun 30, 2009

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Kali You Only Live Life Just To Know Your Gonna Lose It All In The End Apr 11, 2009

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Hank never finishes what he Mar 3, 2009

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Eric Dumb people and technology do not mix. Dec 2, 2009

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Trey Never argue with an idiot, they always bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Dec 2, 2009

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Mark s0metimes i wish i c0uld b like the white cray0n in the b0x...that way n01 w0uld ever use me ..~♥ Nov 19, 2009

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Anthony has a Hot Sexy Body, Deep down inside thats screaming to get out, I shut him up with a Cupcake! Nov 4, 2009

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Corinna is just tired by day because she´s a Superhero all night long! Oct 15, 2009

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Shravya says silence is golden ... Duct tape is Silver Sep 28, 2009

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Wessel I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father! whooops! Oct 5, 2009

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Clayn believes children r the future... they must be stopped Sep 13, 2009

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