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Frank
scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
Sep 20, 2009
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Gaurav
just press the star below n see wat happens ;p
Sep 30, 2009
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Thad
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
Dec 2, 2009
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is I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream
Nov 8, 2009
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Ajay
: i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status. !!!!
Nov 5, 2009
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Erik
: Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
Jun 29, 2009
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Lynne
says "pardon me, but your status is showing"
Jan 31, 2009
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Tina
is upset she mixed up her voodoo dolls. If you feel any sharp, stabbing pains, please call me and describe the location. Thanks!
Jun 5, 2009
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Stan
wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
Oct 7, 2009
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Djuka
thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest...
Mar 30, 2009
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Joshua
's Password is MickeyGoofyPlutoDonaldAtlanta, Facebook told me it had to be at least 4 characters long and include at least one captial!
Nov 18, 2009
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Bruce
Say's Light travels faster than sound That's why some people apear bright until you hear them speak!!!
Jun 3, 2009
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Preston
is now charging 25cents for my status ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ pay now to reveal today's status. (now accepting all major credit cards)
Nov 25, 2009
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Gaurav
Please don't look at this status.stop now.why are u still looking.i told you not to look at this. i cant believe your still looking ;p
Sep 29, 2009
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Stan
wonders if Cheerios are doughnut seeds...
Oct 7, 2009
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Sophie
Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Change your Facebook status.
Jun 17, 2009
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Sophie
Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Update your Facebook status.
Jun 26, 2009
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Bertrand
just press the star below and watch me glow! >8o)
Dec 1, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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James:
This was my father's status, and his father's before him, and his father's before him, and his father traded a mule for it...
Aug 18, 2009
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Rachael
created a unique animal. Its a cross of a ostrich and a bee, I call it a Beeotch.
Sep 30, 2009
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Dane
Smile and the whole world smiles with you, Fart and enjoy some quiet time.
Mar 10, 2009
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William
"No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced. "
Jun 16, 2009
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Roy
thinks friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
May 6, 2009
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Brenton
's status has been deleted due to explicit content.
Aug 25, 2009
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Contest
Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
= 2 points
- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
Status King Game winners are treated like royalty! [x]
Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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