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Fatima
: I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die
Jun 24, 2009
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Christi
thinks that if I stand high enough on my Tippy Tippy Toes...I might be able to see Friday!
Apr 7, 2009
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Erik
realized that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday.
Jun 25, 2009
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Liam
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills
Sep 2, 2009
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Ian
# is boxing in the Smart Car parked in his spot. Not so smart now are you!? Mr. Smarty smart car!
Jan 23, 2009
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Darnell
is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook?
Jul 30, 2009
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Roy
will never again play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Apr 19, 2009
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Jeff Davis
may be schizoprehnic, but at least I have each other. And when I am alone, I am together.
Nov 16, 2009
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Cibi
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
Jul 22, 2009
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Brian
.. Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in America whose bologna really did have a first name.
Oct 1, 2009
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Kim
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally!
Oct 29, 2009
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Sarah
Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit, knowledge is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
Jul 27, 2009
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Sukhcharan
The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you
Nov 12, 2009
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Miriam
is wondering that if great minds think alike, how come no one thinks like me?
Jul 10, 2009
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Frederick
If I was any better, There'd be two of me.
Mar 27, 2009
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Ibnu
join Cavebook.where we were really writting on a wall..
Jun 24, 2009
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Dina
thinks that whoever made up the sentence "nobody is perfect" didn't get to know her!
Mar 28, 2009
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Nathan
says.... readt hiswh ile ichecko ut yourc hest!
Oct 21, 2009
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Nathan
Im dedicating this status to my dad hes a roofer, so dad if your up there..
Oct 7, 2009
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Matthew
If only dumb people were smart enough to know how dumb smart people were they wouldn't feel so stupid
Aug 26, 2009
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Kika
grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa
Dec 5, 2009
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Jake
is glad to not be a vegatarian this Thanksgiving. Gobble. Gobble.
Nov 25, 2009
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Kelli Pritchett
When i hear someone say 'i'm not book smart, but i'm street smart'.....all i hear is 'i'm not real smart, but i'm imaginary smart'
Nov 21, 2009
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Arjun
feels stupid when he writes the word banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … keep going. Bananana … damn.
Oct 30, 2009
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Morgan
is wondering how a “fat chance” and a “slim chance” mean the same thing.
Jul 31, 2009
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Nathan
Always Remember! Pigs Bums Pork!
Oct 5, 2009
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