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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - silly

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Shelley is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict! Jun 2, 2009

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Betsy ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ Jun 11, 2009

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Shelley is thinking she could definitely meet her weight loss goal if she had to pedal to use the computer! May 31, 2009

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Greg is going to outsource all future status updates to India. I’ll be staying on as a consultant, but prepare for broken English. Oct 21, 2009

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Shelley can't find Sesame Street on her GPS. Can you tell me how to get there? Jun 27, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Shelley is wondering how long she must stand on the front lawn with no clothes on, waiting for Google Earth to come and take her picture? May 30, 2009

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Shelley is up for adoption. Any takers? Jun 4, 2009

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Name if you notice this notice, you'll notice that this notice isnt even worth noticing. Mar 12, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Jane recommends screwing the ceiling fan in before switching it on! Mar 2, 2009

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Shelley is playing strip solitaire Jun 6, 2009

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Name says if you get a email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tinned pork, delete it....it's only spam Jul 23, 2009

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Nini just had a nap and dreamt of a much better world. May 3, 2009

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Joanna Today i went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors i welcomed them to Narnia!! Nov 30, 2009

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Daniel was taped before a live studio audience... Sep 2, 2009

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Kristin is a Status King and has the shirt to prove it Apr 8, 2009

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Tina has way too many socks for someone with only two feet Aug 14, 2009

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Kristin is in another castle, sorry Mario. Sep 30, 2009

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Susan is of to the cemetry to sleep cos im dead tired May 27, 2009

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Michelle says, people who say that onions are the only food that make you cry have CLEARLY NEVER been hit with a watermelon! May 29, 2009

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Randy When I type the letter L, don't get confused. It means I’m just laughing, not necessarily out loud. L Oct 15, 2009

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Chrissie God made butt cracks go up and down and not side to side, so when we would go down a slide it doesn't sound like this...blubflubblibblubflib Sep 2, 2009

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nICHOLAS ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE CAPS LOCK KEY...OOPS... Jun 4, 2009

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Sid-heart "come like a horse,sit like a thief and go like a king!!" this was written ona....toilet door!! Nov 11, 2009

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Name is counting the particles of dust in the air before they land on her desk then taking are recount for accuracy Aug 29, 2009

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