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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - sex

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Mounika says, "children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children" Oct 22, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Emily Laughter is a medicine with no side effects. Oct 21, 2009

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Daniel is proud of his humility. May 16, 2009

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David "Whoever says paper beats rock will have a rock thrown at them personally by me while they hold up a sheet of paper for protection." Oct 14, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Luis Interrupts yours status just to let you know that I have one of the best staus of all time --KANYE-- Sep 16, 2009

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Joe Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug. Jul 18, 2009

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Tom Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory Sep 16, 2009

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Teejay is writing a paper called “Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection” Apr 28, 2009

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Jessi once heard that wedding cake was the best birth control. Wrong-o! It's newborns. Jul 10, 2009

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Luis has the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha Sep 14, 2009

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James kinky is using a feather , perverted is using the whole chicken! Apr 11, 2009

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Paul "You know "that look" that women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin. Jun 28, 2009

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Thasmia is not hungry Aug 24, 2009

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William Megan Fox Mike Hawk... say it out loud Jun 20, 2009

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Ed Cutler says his wife is the "P" wave of his heart. Jan 11, 2009

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Shawn I see that your mom did the "what's your stripper name?" quiz on Facebook but it just answered back with her real name. Nov 24, 2009

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Trisha Keeps getting dirty voicemails from unknown numbers. If it's you.. Send more. May 15, 2009

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Brian It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Nov 21, 2009

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Thad I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. Nov 18, 2009

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Sheila it isn't premarital sex if you have no intention on getting married :] Nov 19, 2009

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Leia 's husband asked her "Sex or Farmtown?" She said later, after she replants her entire farm and harvests her friends trees, and ..... Aug 19, 2009

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Kimberly tastes so good, you'll want the recipe Oct 5, 2009

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Hoozaifa "Some people think football is a matter of life and death... I can assure them it is much more serious than that" - Bill Shankly Aug 29, 2009

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Logan When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Sep 10, 2009

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