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Sean needs a bailout for his college tuition. Apr 5, 2009

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Be nice to your children. They pick your nursing home. Apr 29, 2009

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Sean thinks Jesus is the only employer who doesn't require a background check. Apr 26, 2009

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D MOM 101! #1 The answer is always no. If you have any questions refer to the first answer Jan 14, 2009

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Wanna get rich quick? Put an ad in the newspaper, advertising "My secret to thousands, only $1." Once you get a few thousand, reply with how to put ads in paper. Apr 13, 2009

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AHA! So Status King is a Harmon conspiracy after all... May 17, 2009

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Did you see that? Me neither. Apr 29, 2009

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Don't judge a book by its cover...judge it by the story inside. May 5, 2009

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SNIFF! I smell success. May 5, 2009

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Why do people resort to guns and knives when we have bows and arrows and blowdarts? May 8, 2009

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Succeed or be succeeded. May 5, 2009

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Frank is tired of people saying his name in adverb form, but quite frankly...woops! Apr 23, 2009

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Sean hasn't learned anything new in college. If college is just a review of high school, then why not change the name of high school to college? May 1, 2009

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Sean is tired of those "free" dating websites that let you fill out a lengthy profile, THEN tell you it isn't "free" after all. Apr 24, 2009

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Something you immediately notice when you get to college is that the ratio of uglies to hotties is much higher than anticipated. May 15, 2009

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I am the program. May 10, 2009

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My mother has one of those glass egg trays. For some strange reason, it holds 15 deviled eggs. May 10, 2009

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Did you know that Noah turned the Ark into a cruise ship after the Flood? I found out after I went to the Bahamas. Apr 29, 2009

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You know where to find me on craigslist. WINK! WINK! May 3, 2009

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щ(゚Д゚щ) Bring it on brothaaaaaaaaaaaa! May 7, 2009

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Advertise HERE for the life of this t-shirt! Only $50,000. May 3, 2009

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♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪┏ ( ) I am a musician. Search 'Aggtown' on iTunes. May 7, 2009

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Please hold while I transfer you to our India representative. Mar 31, 2009

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Sean is amazed by the number of people who love him on Status King. May 11, 2009

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Sean is related to Barack Obama. Not a cousin, like everybody else. According to "We're Related," Sean is Obama's niece. Apr 1, 2009

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I talked to a real celebrity once. Apr 24, 2009

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