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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - sarcasm
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Stan
wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
Oct 7, 2009
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Joy
is reading a book called "The Perfect Man". She found it in the fiction section.
May 5, 2009
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Rohan
i have got the best business idea of 2009....i am going to start FaceBook rehab centers throughout country.
Nov 25, 2009
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Roy
thinks if Lincoln were alive today he'd probably say, "Aaaaahhhh! Let me out of this box!!!"
May 23, 2009
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Candy
's cheerful disposition is brought to you today by a strong cup of coffee.
Feb 27, 2009
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Christopher
thinks if you still don't know the difference between your and you're, well then your just dumb!
Jul 26, 2009
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Kristin
little known fact: quitting any bad habit leads to alcoholism and extreme cynicism, and not necessarily in that order...
Oct 14, 2009
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Pepper
thinks the two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last
Sep 23, 2009
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Ben
realized that driving is much easier without cars to hit.
Jun 25, 2009
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Bianca
ok nobody moves! And no one will get hurt ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
Nov 10, 2009
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Cole
is sorry in the most sarcastic form of the word.
Jan 24, 2009
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Name
has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia... (fear of long words.... AHH!!!)
Mar 31, 2009
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Stacey
could slather you in ketchup and mustard and it'd make you edible because you're THAT much of a weenie.
Oct 22, 2009
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Haris
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Oct 14, 2009
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Tony
says Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Mar 3, 2009
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Paul
is always excited to read every detail of everyone's boring day. Going to go scratch my knee now and later will probably yawn. Stay tuned!
Aug 27, 2009
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Candy
thinks there are way too many people breaking into spontaneous laughter at the end of every sentence.
Feb 26, 2009
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Taylor Cockroach-Maloney:
is selling a parachute. Only once used, never opened, small stain.
Sep 30, 2009
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Sarah
says if life give you lemons, squirt your enemy's eye.
Mar 11, 2009
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Neesa
really wishes she could drown her troubles..too bad she can't convince her husband to go swimming
Oct 28, 2009
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Jessica
wonders if Light travels faster than sound, then why do some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Nov 6, 2009
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Juned
says After Monday (M) and Tuesday (T) even the week says WTF!
Aug 27, 2009
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Amy
tries to be an easygoing, stretch her wings and fly type…she just can’t stop trying to burst people into flames with her mind.
Dec 4, 2009
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Tim
awoke to discover he has won the Pulitzer Prize. Not for anything he has written so far, but for the HOPE of something he plans to write.
Oct 9, 2009
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Landis
is not your friend, I just play one on Facebook.
Jul 18, 2009
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