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Alex first we had mad cow disease, then we had bird flu, now we have swine flu, O.M.F.G it's FARMAGGEDON Jul 15, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Matthew You will have the song "I'm a Barbie Girl" stuck in your head in 2 seconds. Oct 6, 2009

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Elijah says People who are out of answers are looking at the wrong test. Sep 16, 2009

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Stan is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Sep 30, 2009

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Erena seems to have misplaced her sanity, also missing is something called "sleep", if found please return them asap Feb 26, 2009

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emma uren didn't actually know that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune...bet your singing the alphabet now lol Nov 5, 2009

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Erena thinks every silver lining has a cloud Feb 26, 2009

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Kelsey is. Are you? Feb 15, 2009

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Morgan Thomas: do you know the muffin man? Jan 13, 2009

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Name just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete. Aug 24, 2009

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Dustin says ¯¨´*·~-.¸¸,.-~*´¨ Ñ¡Ght ËvÈ®¥ ÕÑe¯¨´*·~-.¸¸,.-~*´¨ Nov 25, 2009

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LoLLy suggests not to follow in her footsteps, she walks into walls Apr 12, 2009

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Neesa really wishes she could drown her troubles..too bad she can't convince her husband to go swimming Oct 28, 2009

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Leigh thinks that if TV teaches us nothing else at least we know any terrorist attack, no matter how big or small, can be stopped in 24 hours! May 22, 2009

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Melanie says ready, get set... no, no wait... ready, get set... no wait! Ok, ok... ready, get set... No, I don't think I'm rea... GO!!!!!!! Mar 14, 2009

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Madeline is looking for her status..maybe it will hit me...Ouch! Found it! Aug 27, 2009

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Gloria is wondering if its true that we are here to help others then what are the others here for? Feb 11, 2009

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Dustin --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- Wow For a second there, I was bored to death Nov 29, 2009

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Chrissie God made butt cracks go up and down and not side to side, so when we would go down a slide it doesn't sound like this...blubflubblibblubflib Sep 2, 2009

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Frankie says failure is the path of least persistence Jul 16, 2009

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Nishtha is on a Facebook diet.. I just lost 2 hours! :P Nov 22, 2009

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Dp was going to stop procrastinating today.. but.. maybe I'll just put it off untill tomorrow... Sep 24, 2009

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Cathy is "Live,Laugh & Love!" Aug 29, 2009

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Carla Cocaine is Gods way of saying you're making to much money. Sep 10, 2009

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Nika Twilight: Making gay vampires sparkle since 2008 Nov 24, 2009

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