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Nathan ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington Sep 3, 2009

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Ashley "When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.” -Bernard Bailey Apr 20, 2009

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Lee is finally old enough to realize his father was right, but now his kids think he's wrong. Jul 10, 2009

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Lucy My 4 yr. old told me my husband was "Addicted to women?" Turns out his older sister had actually told him his "Dad was allergic to lemon." Apr 6, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Niveen "You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile. " :) Mar 14, 2009

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Andrew How do youy document real life, when real life's getting more like fiction each day? Aug 28, 2009

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James: Life is like a box of chocolates, if you've got a nut allergy you're screwed... Aug 12, 2009

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Andrew It takes no time to fall in love; but it takes you years to know what love is. Sep 15, 2009

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Usaid says "To Die in Luv For SumOne is Not THe Big Thing..To LivE in PaiN wiTh SmilE ForEver is The AchievemEnt" . Apr 4, 2009

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Don't judge a book by its cover...judge it by the story inside. May 5, 2009

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Succeed or be succeeded. May 5, 2009

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Mike says, "Whoever said 'Laughter is a medicine with no side effects' obviously never pee'd themselves from laughing. Oct 24, 2009

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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it... May 31, 2009

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Roy is breaking the first rule of Fight Club. Jul 27, 2009

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Jeffrey Young men speak of the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. Apr 12, 2009

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Nathan says "the possibility of successfully winning at Status King is approximately 3720 to 1!" Sep 2, 2009

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James: So I Said "Play Time's Over" And I Hit Him With The Peace Lily Jul 31, 2009

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manish pareek whos says i am drunk, look iiiii aaaaammm aaabblle ttto wwwrtie thiiss messsaaaageee prrroopppeerly....1@!#! Oct 1, 2009

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Vader: Give Daddy A Kiss, Luke... Aug 8, 2009

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Peter tawt he taw a puddy tat! Jul 15, 2009

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Jasmine You can't spell "believe" without the lie. But you can't spell "faithful" without u and I. Aug 27, 2009

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Shaun lives every week like it's Shark Week. Aug 3, 2009

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Max in this life try everything once, except for incest and country dancing! Sep 10, 2009

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Elisa is telling you to not sweat the petty stuff and definately don't pet the sweaty stuff! Oct 8, 2009

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Raheel Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love Sep 12, 2009

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