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Tina Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Sep 23, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Morgan Thomas Ask me about my vow of silence Jan 4, 2009

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Peter wonders if members of the Hogwarts remedial class are known as the Sweathogwarts. Jul 27, 2009

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Philip says ... Remember ‘Amatures’ built the Arc, ‘Professionals’ built the Titanic .... Makes you think..... Apr 22, 2009

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Robin If a cat always lands on its feet & buttered bread always lands butterside down, what would happen if u tied buttered bread on top of a cat? Oct 28, 2009

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Dylan Doesn't like how facebook asks "What's on your mind?" I usually lie and live with the guilt. Oct 3, 2009

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Kelsey is. Are you? Feb 15, 2009

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Philip Says .... Today, I am going to be original and think 'inside' the box .... Apr 6, 2009

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Rebecca wonders... If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Dec 16, 2009

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Eric dear facebook, why are my friends so gay Dec 2, 2009

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Gitte asks whatisthislongblackbuttonatthebottomofmykeyboardfor? May 22, 2009

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Katrina thinks a good thing to ask on a job interview is if they press charges... Jun 11, 2009

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Emily is wondering what happened to this weeks tuesday Status Game? Jun 23, 2009

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Marc Inman ¿¿¿¿ʇɥƃıu ʇsɐl op ı pıp ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ 'ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔnʇs dn ǝʞoʍ Aug 31, 2009

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Logan Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Sep 8, 2009

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Cat is woundering Has anyone noticed how on the news they start with 'Good evening' ,, THEN go on to tell you why its not ?? Oct 6, 2009

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Joyce cant think of another word for synonym... Mar 12, 2009

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Kerry wonders if she had sex with Stephen Hawking against his will, would that make her a rapist or a hacker? May 23, 2009

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Peter wants to know why the word monosyllabic has more than one syllable? Nov 17, 2009

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Robin -- is it negative to say i was an optimist? Oct 15, 2009

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Alyssa Question: Yes or No? Answer: or Nov 2, 2009

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Dr.Malek .....If u eat Wax and a string, would u shit a Candle ??.... Oct 25, 2009

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Name wonders what Snakes On A Plane is about! Sep 10, 2009

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Logan Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? Aug 25, 2009

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Rita is wondering what YOU would do for a Klondike bar? Jul 24, 2009

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