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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - puns

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Adam is drinking Apple Juice because O.J. will kill him! Feb 2, 2009

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Stacey Prince says cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues. Jan 2, 2009

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K Cutler Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let him sleep Jan 7, 2009

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Brian ... NEVER do card tricks for your poker buddies . Aug 12, 2009

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Craige thinks war is not about who's right, its about who's left Jan 30, 2009

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Ryan Never moon a werewolf. Aug 4, 2009

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Alyssa is bringing sexy back, but lost the return receipt. Dec 29, 2008

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Amy Velho wants her momma... wait, she is the momma... Jan 5, 2009

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Michelle asks "Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?" Feb 7, 2009

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Dustin Says seven days without laughter makes one weak. Dec 29, 2008

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Emma say's A dawrf got pic-pocketed the other day............ How could anyone stoop so low Feb 5, 2009

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WM- President Obama just asked me to be his body gaurd....i said with what gun? Jan 15, 2009

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K Cutler is wondering why, if it's sent by ship it's cargo, if it's sent by road it's a shipment. Jan 5, 2009

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Sarah silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Dec 4, 2009

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Bianca ok nobody moves! And no one will get hurt ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ Nov 10, 2009

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Alli Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have film Feb 4, 2009

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Craige is wondering what came first the colour orange or the fruit Feb 1, 2009

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Lauren wonders if the black and white striped socks are dark or light... Feb 1, 2009

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Ed doesn't understand why people say "you got a hair cut" when you had all your hairs cut. Feb 2, 2009

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Nate is filmed in front of a live studio audience. Oct 6, 2009

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Cavan has found in his studies that 9 out of 10 people agree that, out of 10 people polled, 1 person always disagrees with the other 9 Aug 11, 2009

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Renee just wrote on your wall... you might want to paint over it. Feb 2, 2009

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Haris Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere. Nov 25, 2009

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Brenda jumbo shrimp...I don't get it? Apr 24, 2009

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Daniel is pushing the envelope today, then pencils tomorrow... Jun 24, 2009

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Teoly login welcome note on facebook should read: abandon all hope for productive work, all ye who enter here ... Nov 14, 2009

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