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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - pun

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Lee ˙ɟɐǝן ʍǝu ɐ ɹǝʌo ƃuıuɹnʇ sı Jul 11, 2009

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Tina Transport error (#666) while retrieving data from nopoint `/Grrr/inline_facebook.sucks.today.php': Unknown HTTP error UGH_FB.wtf Sep 23, 2009

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Nathan - If you get an email about not eating canned ham because of the Swine Flu, ignore it. It's just Spam. Aug 27, 2009

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Heidi intends to live forever - so far, so good. Feb 21, 2009

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Emily says if you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Oct 18, 2009

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Daniel just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last. May 24, 2009

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Emily Laughter is a medicine with no side effects. Oct 21, 2009

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Richard what did the baby corn say to the mom corn? -- "where's pop corn?? Nov 24, 2009

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Rohan i have got the best business idea of 2009....i am going to start FaceBook rehab centers throughout country. Nov 25, 2009

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Kathleen Hasn't Lost Her Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere. Mar 28, 2009

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Luis wonders why "all together" is written separate, and "separate" is written all together. Aug 20, 2009

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Luis is a SUPER ★ Sep 5, 2009

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Name If a king runs a kingdom and a emporor runs an empire, who runs a country? Sep 19, 2009

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Luis Interrupts yours status just to let you know that I have one of the best staus of all time --KANYE-- Sep 16, 2009

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Emily isnt drinking anymore, but she isnt drinking any less either! ;) Oct 22, 2009

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Luis you want a good laugh? go on Google, type "why are me" and stop there... look at the suggestions google gives you Nov 1, 2009

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Kelsey is. Are you? Feb 15, 2009

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Luis has the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha Sep 14, 2009

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Shakib is textually active Jul 18, 2009

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Jill thought she saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. Apr 20, 2009

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Kirk wants to die peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep...... not screaming, like the passengers in his car Jun 12, 2009

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David says "Stop Global Whining" May 25, 2009

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James wants to burn some calories... has anyone got a fat kid and a lighter?? Aug 16, 2009

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Name says if you get a email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tinned pork, delete it....it's only spam Jul 23, 2009

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Victoria used to have a handle on life, but it broke . Jul 15, 2009

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Matt is ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█ - is turning up the volume. Aug 10, 2009

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