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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - people
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Ashley
"When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.” -Bernard Bailey
Apr 20, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Carli
wonders if the people who spend $2 a piece on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..
Feb 18, 2009
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Jeffrey
is waiting for his stimulus check so he can afford to pay his taxes.
Mar 27, 2009
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Erik
realized that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday.
Jun 25, 2009
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Carlos
doesn't care if he is going to hell because at least it will be warm there and he'll know people.
Mar 27, 2009
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Brett
doesn't know where he is, but he's drinking, and he likes these people.
Jul 1, 2009
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Darnell
is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook?
Jul 30, 2009
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Frank
is tired of people saying his name in adverb form, but quite frankly...woops!
Apr 23, 2009
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Travis
Knows that there are 3 kinds of people on facebook, Those who can count and those who can't.
Feb 27, 2009
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Brian
.. Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in America whose bologna really did have a first name.
Oct 1, 2009
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Kathleen
Kathleen Halliday says you can fool some of the people all of the time...those are the ones you wanna concentrate on
Apr 6, 2009
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Jared
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel...
Sep 17, 2009
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Jordan
has people on his mind, and they weigh more than I do… so it’s a little heavy.
Apr 12, 2009
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Patrick
If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.
May 30, 2009
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Sean
has figured out that the people he votes down the most end up winning.
Apr 11, 2009
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Travis
is People talking sh**, but you know I never bother, it goes. . . . In one ear, and right out the other
Dec 4, 2009
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Matthew
If only dumb people were smart enough to know how dumb smart people were they wouldn't feel so stupid
Aug 26, 2009
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Christian
wants you to use caution- 70% of all people were created by accidents.
Nov 3, 2009
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Quasim-Ashon
wonders if gay people say no hetero, like "Damn she got a fat ass!...no hetero."
Nov 24, 2009
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Logan
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it
Sep 10, 2009
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Roy
When I was a kid, people who wore their hat crooked,their pants hanging off their ass and their shoes untied rode the SHORT BUS.
Oct 26, 2009
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Amani
is in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Jul 28, 2009
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Sarah
is thinking, some cause happieness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Aug 8, 2009
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Lucas
believes cannibals are people too. After all, you are what you eat...
Feb 24, 2009
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Devon
just noticed that when driving, anyone going slower than you is a idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Oct 23, 2009
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