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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - obama

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Ian has a good idea. Let's appoint someone who cheated on their taxes as Treasury Secretary. Oh wait, it's already been done! Jan 27, 2009

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WM- President Obama just asked me to be his body gaurd....i said with what gun? Jan 15, 2009

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Jordan Did you hear the news? Obama just won the Heisman Trophy for watching a college football game. Oct 13, 2009

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Paul is accepting applications from suitably qualified women Feb 15, 2009

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Nathan wonders why every-time Obama signs something the stock market crashes again. Mar 2, 2009

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Nathan says, Did you know Obama is going to tax aspirin? Its white and it works. Mar 7, 2009

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Ian wants a government bailout so he can buy himself a private jet and give himself a fatty bonus at the end of the year. Feb 2, 2009

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Carolyn Hey according to "We're related" Barack Obama just confirmed me as a cousin. Better dust off our best mooching clothes and go visit. Apr 1, 2009

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Blake Wishes he was nominated by Obama so he dosent have to pay taxes. Feb 5, 2009

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Jeffrey A depression is a recession that the government tries to fix. —Grover Norquist Mar 27, 2009

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Jeffrey is waiting for his stimulus check so he can afford to pay his taxes. Mar 27, 2009

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Obama wants to stimulate your wallet! Feb 9, 2009

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Katy in God we trust. In Obama and congress, eh. . . not so much. Aug 1, 2009

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Stan reporting the breaking news... President Obama is being inducted into the baseball hall of fame. Oct 9, 2009

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Tim awoke to discover he has won the Pulitzer Prize. Not for anything he has written so far, but for the HOPE of something he plans to write. Oct 9, 2009

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Tiera says: it's been over a month since Obama took office and my life still isn't perfect! Mar 4, 2009

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Tiera says: it's been over a month since Obama took office and my life still isn't perfect! Mar 4, 2009

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Rooks is currently out of his mind but please feel free to leave a message. Mar 29, 2009

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Cassandra is wondering if you are what you eat would I be president if I ate Obama? Jul 10, 2009

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Katie the origin of H1N1.....People said a black man wouldn't be President until pigs fly, well Swine Flu! Nov 7, 2009

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Bill says O.B.A.M.A.=One Big A** Mistake America Dec 2, 2009

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Breaking news... Obama just nominated the Deputy Secretary of the Department of Redundancy Department. May 16, 2009

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Melissa will sleep soundly tonight secure in the knowledge that Obama gets to keep his BlackBerry. Jan 22, 2009

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Brett isn't gunna go all Obama on this one. He's gunna George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for after. Jun 27, 2009

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Mahmood is wondering why Obama keeps sending more troops to Afghanistan instead of sending Chuck Norris Oct 23, 2009

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Jeffrey is too big to fail. Apr 6, 2009

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