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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Liam (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills Sep 2, 2009

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Erik : Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life. Jun 29, 2009

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Monica says: give someone a fish and you’ll feed him for a day; teach him to use Facebook and he won't bother you for weeks Feb 23, 2009

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Stan wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins? Oct 7, 2009

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Kristian I decided to cancel my Twitter account.I don't want to sound paranoid, but I'm pretty sure people are following me. Sep 15, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Erik realized that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday. Jun 25, 2009

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Abid Funny, I don't remember being absent minded Oct 7, 2009

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Ajay ﭑ₰ ℓϱ∂ɤϞﭑϞ9 ∂ Ϟϱω ƒoϞϯ ̥ Nov 18, 2009

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Gaurav is listening music out loud so please type in bold letter, thanks. Nov 11, 2009

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Lee is contemplating giving the cut throat industry of calvin klein male underwear modelling another go. watch out now... May 17, 2009

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Luis is a SUPER ★ Sep 5, 2009

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Omar is typing his status Sep 9, 2009

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Luis has the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha Sep 14, 2009

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Elisha if u do this pregnant (̅̅__̅(̅__̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے ur kids will probably look like this٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃) Nov 5, 2009

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Jody 's status is "under construction" ..please detour Mar 1, 2009

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Justin thinks (̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے is bad for your health! Sep 4, 2009

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Bruce Has discovered the only real solution for pattern boldness... Denial!!! Jun 5, 2009

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Jake is glad to not be a vegatarian this Thanksgiving. Gobble. Gobble. Nov 25, 2009

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Erik and the Half-Blood Prince. Jul 14, 2009

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Liam 8===D - - ( 0 )( 0 ) Sep 2, 2009

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Daniel ǝɯ ǝʞıן ʇı op ʇuɐɔ ɥɔʇǝq Aug 29, 2009

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Lynn Says "sorry you have reached a status update that is no longer in service.If you feel you have reached this message in errorplease try agan Aug 17, 2009

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Erik is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived. Jun 27, 2009

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Bruce Says i once got stuck in a hotel room for 3 days coz someone left a sign on the door saying DO NOT DISTURB.. i thought how can i get out!!! Jul 5, 2009

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