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Steven Card
is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Jan 3, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Samir
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Sep 2, 2009
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Nizamuddin
Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall
Aug 20, 2009
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Greg
The U.S. has instituted a new program that allows people to trade in their overweight children for money. They call it cash for chunkers.
Aug 25, 2009
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Name
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
Apr 23, 2009
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Scott
is going to share his new method of getting easy cash! The secret can be yours for three easy payments of $39.99!
Apr 5, 2009
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Brett
likes how the president has to go on TV to remind us to wash our hands, then says the cure for our lack of money is to spend more money.
May 1, 2009
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Casey
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you are now!
Oct 27, 2009
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Brett
just walked by a homeless man reading the Money section of USA Today.
Jun 29, 2009
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Robert
Want to make quick easy $$$ on your computer at home while on facebook??? Just press shift+4 three times.
Jul 7, 2009
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Jayneel
thinks that if Bill Gates got a penny every time some version of Windows crashed, he'd be the richest man in the world.
May 7, 2009
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Cassandra
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy vodka, marshmellows, midget strippers, a pony and...OH GOD I'M SO HAPPY!
Nov 14, 2009
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Anthony
decided to burn some calories today,so I set a fat kid on fire!
Nov 17, 2009
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Daniel
- money-saving tip of the week: spend less on laundry, and just buy more deodorant in bulk. :D
Aug 5, 2009
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Name
is going to become a millionaire, one dollar at a time. Can I have a dollar?
Oct 26, 2009
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Mark
Mark figures if a penny saved really is a penny earned, he's going to stop paying bills, bank it, and feel good about it
Feb 25, 2009
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Shelley
I don't have a penny to my name BUT I have these Facebook poker chips....do they count?
May 30, 2009
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Kristin
is sure that money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Oct 8, 2009
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Sarah
... [ THIS SPACE IS FOR RENT ] ...
Nov 12, 2009
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Samantha
says money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with!
Sep 15, 2009
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Niro
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Mar 26, 2009
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Kelley
I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
Sep 4, 2009
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Meghan
is wondering: where did all the money go?!?!?!
Aug 18, 2009
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Trey
Ever wonder if the money in your wallet has ever been in a strippers crack? I'll bet you're thinking about it now!
Nov 23, 2009
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Brett
knew something was wrong when he tried taking money out of the ATM with his driver's license.
Aug 1, 2009
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