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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - life
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Samir
When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.
Jul 25, 2009
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Ethan
isn't going to take life seriously... Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Feb 16, 2009
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ERIC
is taking life with a grain of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!
Feb 13, 2009
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Daniel
is is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Nov 9, 2009
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K Padgett Cutler
used to have a handle on life… but, it broke
Jan 9, 2009
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Slynge
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
Jun 17, 2009
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Samir
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Oct 9, 2009
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Name
if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
Dec 6, 2009
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Kristin
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
Nov 2, 2009
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Sophie
Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Change your Facebook status.
Jun 17, 2009
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Sophie
Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Update your Facebook status.
Jun 26, 2009
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Layal
is at that awkward stage between birth and death.
Nov 4, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Kristin
does anyone realize that the mayans are all dead? they should have predicted their doom long before 2012
Nov 16, 2009
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Abigail
Birthdays are good for your health, it's been proven that people who have the most live the longest.
Aug 13, 2009
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Jordan
is going to retire and live off my savings. What I'll do the second day, I have no idea.
Jul 22, 2009
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Emily
says if you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Oct 18, 2009
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Abid
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded
Oct 7, 2009
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K Cutler
Says the problem with life is that it’s not a musical
Jan 3, 2009
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Lindsey
is dancing through life! Too bad most of the world doesn't know the choreography...
Jun 5, 2009
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Roy
thinks if life is a bowl of cherries, today is the pits.
Apr 15, 2009
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ian
thinks life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you want but you can only spend it once.
Feb 21, 2009
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Jordan
is beating his previous record for number of consecutive days he’s been alive
Jan 1, 2009
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Maggie
is beating her current record for number of consecutive days alive.
Apr 20, 2009
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David
"Whoever says paper beats rock will have a rock thrown at them personally by me while they hold up a sheet of paper for protection."
Oct 14, 2009
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Pepper
thinks the two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last
Sep 23, 2009
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