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Myles ™ is a registered trademark. All unauthorised reproduction and distribution will lead to prosecution. Aug 12, 2009

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Bruce Say's Light travels faster than sound That's why some people apear bright until you hear them speak!!! Jun 3, 2009

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Bertrand just press the star below and watch me glow! >8o) Dec 1, 2009

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Stan wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins? Oct 7, 2009

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Bruce Exercise programme.....Take one weetabix and one aero chocolate bar, Crumble aero over weetabix and voila.... AEROBIX Sep 3, 2009

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Luis is a SUPER ★ Sep 5, 2009

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Derick The roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. Jun 11, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Bruce Say's I once prayed to god for a bike but soon found out he didnt work that way.. So I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness!!! May 31, 2009

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Luis Interrupts yours status just to let you know that I have one of the best staus of all time --KANYE-- Sep 16, 2009

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William is doing cɐrʇwɥeǝls Jul 31, 2009

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Luis you want a good laugh? go on Google, type "why are me" and stop there... look at the suggestions google gives you Nov 1, 2009

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Daniel went to a general store, but they wouldn't let him buy anything specific. Apr 16, 2009

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Drew says "man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger" Apr 1, 2009

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Luis has the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha Sep 14, 2009

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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it... May 31, 2009

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William Megan Fox Mike Hawk... say it out loud Jun 20, 2009

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Stacie is leading the revolt against Status King. Off with its head! Jan 29, 2009

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Dustin --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- Wow For a second there, I was bored to death Nov 29, 2009

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Luis ♀ + ☝= ☺ Sep 21, 2009

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Bruce Has discovered the only real solution for pattern boldness... Denial!!! Jun 5, 2009

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Greg is a status king.... been there, done that, got the tshirt! Jun 3, 2009

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For every king, an heir. For every king, a crown... Apr 8, 2009

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I don't always write statuses. But when I do, I prefer Status King... Stay clever, my friends. Apr 1, 2009

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Raheel ¡¡¡ǝɟıl ɐ ʇǝƃ oʇ pǝǝu ʎlsnoıɹǝs noʎ uǝɥʇ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ ǝɹɐ puɐ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı Nov 10, 2009

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Lindsey is not the Dread Pirate Roberts. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. Jun 22, 2009

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