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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - irony

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Dianne Me, fail english? UNPOSSIBLE! Jul 19, 2009

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Vanessa I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. May 9, 2009

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Stan wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins? Oct 7, 2009

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chris 's charm is so contagious they created a vaccine for it Sep 9, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Daniel would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Apr 9, 2009

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J-Bone if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Dec 2, 2009

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Rohan i have got the best business idea of 2009....i am going to start FaceBook rehab centers throughout country. Nov 25, 2009

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Luis wonders why "all together" is written separate, and "separate" is written all together. Aug 20, 2009

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Daniel just one a speling bee! Apr 11, 2009

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Colin was voted "Most likely to travel back in time". . . . . .class of 2067. Dec 2, 2009

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Adrian Im gonna laugh on December 22nd, 2012, when people notice that there gonna have to go Christmas shopping after all. Nov 10, 2009

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Bianca ok nobody moves! And no one will get hurt ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ Nov 10, 2009

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Ahmad To the person that said impossible is nothing; Have you tried to slam a revolving door? Aug 7, 2009

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Daniel went to a general store, but they wouldn't let him buy anything specific. Apr 16, 2009

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Jennifer is really worried she might have hypochondria. Jun 8, 2009

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Luis has the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha Sep 14, 2009

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Luis you want a good laugh? go on Google, type "why are me" and stop there... look at the suggestions google gives you Nov 1, 2009

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Daniel is proud of his humility. May 16, 2009

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Gosia didn't ask to be a princess...but the crown fits! Jul 7, 2009

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Jeffrey thinks it is ironic that Friday the 13th is the day before Valentine's Day—well maybe it is appropriate. Feb 13, 2009

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Luis ♀ + ☝= ☺ Sep 21, 2009

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Monique enjoys the irony of a suit being stored in a garment bag but packing garments in a suitcase. Sep 3, 2009

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Mark Hudak "i think the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source." – George Washington Dec 2, 2009

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Daniel hates cliches like the plague. Apr 19, 2009

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Jacqueline says we can't talk about it....oh wait, I just did. Crap!! Sep 23, 2009

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