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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - humour

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Helen Slinky + escalator = everlasting fun Nov 25, 2009

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Charisse Ann asks: does a poison have expiration date? and if so do you get killed? Jul 21, 2009

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Ian wonders why sheep don't shrink when it rains! Apr 2, 2009

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Name I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. May 9, 2009

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Rick has ordered a home delivery from KFC and Denny's simultaneously, so he can see which comes first, the chicken or the eggs. Apr 27, 2009

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Ahmad To the person that said impossible is nothing; Have you tried to slam a revolving door? Aug 7, 2009

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Matt is proof that God does have a sense of humour. Mar 13, 2009

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Tara is why do u point 2 ur wrist asking for the time.I know where my watch is,wheres urs?Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is? Jul 5, 2009

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Teejay is writing a paper called “Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection” Apr 28, 2009

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Tina says.. If you think you dont know someone untill you marry them, wait untill you divorce them... May 11, 2009

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Susan ...One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla... FLOOR! Aug 18, 2009

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Shell is wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about. Jun 23, 2009

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Rocky Heres a joke for all the mind readers out there... Nov 1, 2009

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Laura after meeting a talking lion, a talking tinman &a animated scarecrow..Dorothy realized she has a serious drinking problem Dec 3, 2009

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Michael has tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and he has succeeded fairly well. Jun 5, 2009

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Name If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Aug 11, 2009

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Peter wonders if members of the Hogwarts remedial class are known as the Sweathogwarts. Jul 27, 2009

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John has an anorexic girlfriend... unfortunately im seeing less and less of her!! :-) Oct 14, 2009

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Gavin I ordered Ice from Alaska, they sent me water instead! My refund request was rejected as apparently I missed the cooling off period. Jul 10, 2009

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Leigh loves a free T-Shirt May 24, 2009

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Gunjan ''To Start Press Any Key''. Where's the ANY key? Jul 10, 2009

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Chris is proof that god has a sense of humour Apr 4, 2009

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Katie Turtles can breathe through their butts... admit it, you know you're jealous Nov 20, 2009

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Pravinbabu is sad that his pet cat ran away with the neighbour's rat Oct 30, 2009

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