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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - happy

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Rasia ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ woop woop !!! :D May 5, 2009

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Kirsty ღஜღ•ღஜღ•ღஜღ• Aug 25, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Liam (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills Sep 2, 2009

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Alex ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ = ☮ Aug 9, 2009

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Marianela is wondering if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Mar 13, 2009

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Kristin ‘s husband is very happy, he’s always laughing… at her Feb 12, 2009

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Stan is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Sep 30, 2009

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Omer is ¸,¤°´'`°•.¸¸.•°´'`°¤,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ஜ۩۞۩ஜ۩۞۩۩۞ ۩۩๑๑۩๑๑۩. Mar 19, 2009

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Luan Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Jun 3, 2009

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Jas is ツ. Jul 29, 2009

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Cassandra Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy vodka, marshmellows, midget strippers, a pony and...OH GOD I'M SO HAPPY! Nov 14, 2009

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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it... May 31, 2009

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Shelley is on vacation and grinning from beer to beer! Jul 15, 2009

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Sadiqur feels like a kid and right now he is ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((> ☺H☺A☺P☺P☺Y☺ Nov 16, 2009

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Melissa today is the tomorrow i worried about yesterday. Oct 11, 2009

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George if you spin an oriental person.....do they become disorientated? Nov 18, 2009

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Name uıɐ1dxǝ oʇ pǝıɹʇ ɹǝʇɔop ǝɥʇ sʇɔǝɟɟǝ ǝpıs ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ǝq ʇsnɯ ɥbnoɥʇ ʎzzıp ʇıq poob sı ɟɟnʇs sıɥʇ ¡¡¡ʍoʍ Sep 9, 2009

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James is ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ Apr 22, 2009

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Jaritza thinks people should stop dreaming about Happily Ever After and be Happy Just Now. Forever ~ ✿ ♬ ☮ Jul 24, 2009

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Alfred says trick or tr.... "hold up...i'll let you finish but first you shopuld know that christmas is one of the gratest holidays of all time" Oct 30, 2009

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Kristin Says they never suspect the short one Feb 24, 2009

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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark!......ouch! May 31, 2009

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Greg thinks that it is never too late to start having a happy childhood. Jul 2, 2009

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Sarina Hang onto your spirit. Everything else is fleeting ♥ ♥ ♥ Oct 18, 2009

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Amy If by happy you mean trapped with no means of escape…? Then yes, I’m happy! Dec 2, 2009

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