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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - good

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Chris if you click the star below, it turns into a square, but u have to be holding down the shift key... Dec 3, 2009

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Liam (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills Sep 2, 2009

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Abigail Birthdays are good for your health, it's been proven that people who have the most live the longest. Aug 13, 2009

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Sinan owns Youtube, FB, Gmail, Messenger and Microsoft Office. Now vl u go out wid me=P. Feb 16, 2009

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Leigh "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - the fear of long words" Now thats just cruel. May 22, 2009

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Anthony What do you call an organic compound in which a hydroxyl is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl?.........See, sometimes alcohol is the answer Oct 31, 2009

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Emily isnt drinking anymore, but she isnt drinking any less either! ;) Oct 22, 2009

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Britt has a really good idea for a status, she just doesn't wanna show you. Sep 17, 2009

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Name dont let anyone tell you that you cant do something, because in your heart you know you can May 1, 2009

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Robby says "Monday has been canceled due to lack of interest" Aug 10, 2009

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Sophie - I may be BAD but I feel GOOD! Nov 18, 2009

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Sukhcharan The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you Nov 12, 2009

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Tatevik says:IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT AIN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU Oct 16, 2009

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Courtney thinks that whoever named the fear of long words, "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia" is either cruel, or has a very good sense of humor. Nov 29, 2009

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Sophie - I may be BAD but I feel GOOD! Nov 25, 2009

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Randy When I type the letter L, don't get confused. It means I’m just laughing, not necessarily out loud. L Oct 15, 2009

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Betsy is up to no good ... there goes the neighborhood Mar 11, 2009

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Nathan says.... readt hiswh ile ichecko ut yourc hest! Oct 21, 2009

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Sophie - I may be BAD but I feel GOOD! Dec 1, 2009

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Jake is glad to not be a vegatarian this Thanksgiving. Gobble. Gobble. Nov 25, 2009

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Sophie - I may be BAD but I feel GOOD! Nov 15, 2009

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nICHOLAS ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE CAPS LOCK KEY...OOPS... Jun 4, 2009

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Elisa is telling you to not sweat the petty stuff and definately don't pet the sweaty stuff! Oct 8, 2009

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Keshia become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else Sep 28, 2009

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Gisele loves to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted...thanks! Nov 3, 2009

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Joel A world without computers, ahhhh. Well that's the suicide rate tripled just by the thought of it, damn. Nov 12, 2009

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