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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - god

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Maria Without God our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Seven days without God makes one weak! Oct 4, 2009

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Carl is as bored as a midget in a theme park.... Oct 7, 2009

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Matt is proof that God does have a sense of humour. Mar 13, 2009

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Sudhanshu says I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness Oct 31, 2009

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Jeffrey knows that God only created so many perfect heads. All the rest, he covered with hair. Mar 10, 2009

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Name is wondering what to say to an ATHEIST who sneezes? Yesterday

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Tiffany 6 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. Sep 18, 2009

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Thuto Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. Feb 25, 2009

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Kelly i swear to drunk im not god Aug 18, 2009

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David would like to take this opportunity to inform the Facebook community that his status has now been updated. Thank you, and God bless America. Jul 21, 2009

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Jon is wondering where did Noah keep the woodpeckers? Nov 4, 2009

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Roy thinks if God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting. Apr 30, 2009

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Brian Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. Nov 22, 2009

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Mike dont you just love tan lines, it's like god's came down and highlighted the important parts Nov 30, 2009

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Samir If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Aug 31, 2009

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Jeffrey say if god dwells within us like everyone says..I hope he like Hungry Man frozen dinners because that's what he's getting for lunch!. Oct 15, 2009

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Nigel is adjusting his God Complex Mar 22, 2009

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Luke "i would walk through heaven, hell to, just to show how much i love you" Oct 20, 2009

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Chris is proof that god has a sense of humour Apr 4, 2009

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Paul thinks if God had wanted to be discussed and talked about on Facebook, God would have opened a Facebook account Mar 16, 2009

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Nathanael I swear to drunk I’m not God. Nov 30, 2009

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Skye found God - he was behind the couch the whole time! Nov 11, 2009

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* β'υγρόφ thinks her guardian angel is on crack. Aug 17, 2009

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Nazely thinks if God wanted me to touch my toes then she would put chocolate on the floor! Jun 20, 2009

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