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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - funny

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Gaurav just press the star below n see wat happens ;p Sep 30, 2009

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Chris if you click the star below, it turns into a square, but u have to be holding down the shift key... Dec 3, 2009

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Steven Card is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? Jan 3, 2009

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Name says drink triple, see double, act single! Nov 21, 2009

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Kristin Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Oct 6, 2009

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Shelley is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict! Jun 2, 2009

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Alicia asks "If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?" Aug 21, 2009

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Craige is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark Jan 27, 2009

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Arnie Google "Where is Chuck Norris" and click I'm Feeling Lucky Sep 23, 2009

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Iheb ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. Nov 20, 2009

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Gaurav Did u know that when some1 annoys u, it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head Oct 6, 2009

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Erik : Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life. Jun 29, 2009

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Christophe is somewhat skepitical you’re laughing out loud as much as you claim. Apr 14, 2009

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Chris is a very good bad example Aug 23, 2009

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Shelley is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes. Oct 27, 2009

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Rasia ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ woop woop !!! :D May 5, 2009

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Joyce is thinking if 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense? Feb 26, 2009

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Stan wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins? Oct 7, 2009

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Stacey Prince says cancel my subscription, I'm tired of your issues. Jan 2, 2009

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Joshua 's Password is MickeyGoofyPlutoDonaldAtlanta, Facebook told me it had to be at least 4 characters long and include at least one captial! Nov 18, 2009

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Lucy says i comes before u Aug 23, 2009

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Bruce Say's Light travels faster than sound That's why some people apear bright until you hear them speak!!! Jun 3, 2009

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Preston is now charging 25cents for my status ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ pay now to reveal today's status. (now accepting all major credit cards) Nov 25, 2009

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Fatima : I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die Jun 24, 2009

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Lucy Free Tibet! With a purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Sep 23, 2009

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Elliott carries a lighter......He Doesnt Smoke.....Just really likes certain songs! Feb 26, 2009

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