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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - friends
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Sophie
says: When I was a child, I used to have an imaginary friend. Now with Facebook, I have 491 of them ツ
Oct 18, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Franklin
How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations! But nobody rubs your balls and says good job!
Oct 21, 2009
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Summer
do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ?
Jul 30, 2009
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Roy
thinks friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
May 6, 2009
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Irene
loves her friends and family! I'll miss everyone that is graduating and moving. I Love You Guys! ~June 25th, 2009
Jun 27, 2009
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Jordan
says "someone has deleted me from facebook.... for the life of me I can't figure out who it was...so they couldn't have been too important."
Jan 29, 2009
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Darnell
is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook?
Jul 30, 2009
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Neil
feels neglected by his imaginary friends.
Jan 31, 2009
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Kristin
says I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!
Oct 27, 2009
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Carli
says friends are like bras...close to the heart and always there for support
Feb 14, 2009
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Roxanne
thinks that her imaginary friends are making fun of her...but it's okay...I'm giving them the silent treatment until they apologize...;0)
Mar 17, 2009
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Lindsay
's friends are always welcome...relatives by appointment
Jul 16, 2009
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Jared
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel...
Sep 17, 2009
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Amanda
is gettin by with a little help from my friends.
Mar 5, 2009
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Ankit
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
May 7, 2009
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Brian
just finished a search, and he is by far the best looking Brian Little on Facebook.
Jul 23, 2009
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Shelley
realizes how much her friends mean to her, and doesn't want to let them go, thats why they are going to be tied up in my basement!
Jun 18, 2009
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Karym
is wondering if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Feb 22, 2009
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Joe
Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
Jul 21, 2009
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Saad
advocates the new Huggies diapers...now with Pooh and friends!!
Aug 4, 2009
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Name
has been deleting people off his facebook...if you're reading this you're one of the lucky ones!
Oct 29, 2009
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Marian
is is we were playing scrabble and someone put down pot, my friend walks up behind them and says "pots not a word, its a thing"
Oct 10, 2009
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Irene
loves her friends and family, and will miss everyone! :)
Jun 27, 2009
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Dorothy
is cleaning up her FB friends list. If you didn't make the cut, don't take it personally: it just means my other friends were better looking
Nov 23, 2009
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Brandi Upton
is in a relationship with zac effron and its complicated
Sep 29, 2009
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