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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - food

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Kristin Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Oct 6, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Derick is wondering who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour? Mar 25, 2009

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Did you see that? Me neither. Apr 29, 2009

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Nathan - If you get an email about not eating canned ham because of the Swine Flu, ignore it. It's just Spam. Aug 27, 2009

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Marianela only eats rich foods because she was always told : "You are what you eat." She's still waiting... May 17, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Roy doesn't see the need for a kitchen timer to tell him when the food's done when he has a smoke alarm. Apr 21, 2009

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Rick has ordered a home delivery from KFC and Denny's simultaneously, so he can see which comes first, the chicken or the eggs. Apr 27, 2009

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Craige thinks you cant beat cooking with wine... its also good to put in the food sometimes aswell Feb 26, 2009

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Rob wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara? Jun 16, 2009

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Shaye Grether says don't ever get in a food fight with cannibles! Jan 5, 2009

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Name loves small defenseless animals, especially in good gravy.... Apr 6, 2009

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Dustin is kind of like a Mini-Wheat - there's the sweet side and then there's the part of me that everyone chokes on." Aug 31, 2009

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James is thinking I want Chinese food for dinner. But since I am Chinese, should I just call it food? Sep 23, 2009

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Name Judy's facebook status is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get! Mar 10, 2009

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Rakesh Asians are like Rice; some are White, some are Yellow, and some are Brown. Jun 27, 2009

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Edward Zombies hate fast food. Dec 5, 2009

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Ashley Wootton is as bored as a fat person without food Aug 3, 2009

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Lindsay is my cat's best friend...everytime i have food Aug 10, 2009

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Lucas believes cannibals are people too. After all, you are what you eat... Feb 24, 2009

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Edward By now I think EVERYONE knows what the "shiny" star below looks like. Dec 5, 2009

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Dustin is amazed someone actually reads my status Nov 11, 2009

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Jerae “good” = eating a piece of chocolate cake, “better” = eating half of that piece, “best” = not having to make the decision Nov 9, 2009

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Leslie F. Miller is a fan of beer. And cake. Often at the same time. Nov 20, 2009

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Roy Bacon and cheddar make everything better. Sep 28, 2009

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