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Rachael
is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
Aug 31, 2009
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Heidi
thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.
Jan 22, 2009
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Nathan
”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
Sep 3, 2009
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Vishal
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids
Sep 7, 2009
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Valerie
thinks of herself in 3rd person since joining Facebook.
Jan 1, 2009
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Erik
: Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
Jun 29, 2009
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Iheb
┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
Nov 20, 2009
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Lynne
says "pardon me, but your status is showing"
Jan 31, 2009
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Name
Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace so i can twitter ur yahoo til u google all over my facebook?
Aug 28, 2009
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Shelley
is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes.
Oct 27, 2009
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Nigel
syas nevre tkae fof yuor letetrs ot claen yuor kyebroad
Feb 25, 2009
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Annie
says we could merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
Jun 8, 2009
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Iheb
┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─ taking my daily dose of facebook....
Nov 22, 2009
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Stan
wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
Oct 7, 2009
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Bruce
Say's Light travels faster than sound That's why some people apear bright until you hear them speak!!!
Jun 3, 2009
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Kristin
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
Nov 2, 2009
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Jacob
just got the greatest urge to get up and get some work done, so I decided I'm going to sit here on Facebook until that urge passes.
Jul 19, 2009
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Kristian
I decided to cancel my Twitter account.I don't want to sound paranoid, but I'm pretty sure people are following me.
Sep 15, 2009
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Stan
wonders if Cheerios are doughnut seeds...
Oct 7, 2009
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Sophie
Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Change your Facebook status.
Jun 17, 2009
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Sophie
Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Update your Facebook status.
Jun 26, 2009
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Sophie
says: When I was a child, I used to have an imaginary friend. Now with Facebook, I have 491 of them ツ
Oct 18, 2009
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Jessie Harmer
is majoring in procrastination with an emphasis in Facebook.
Jan 9, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Kalee
¿ǝʍ ǝɹɐ pǝƃuǝןןɐɥɔ-ǝןƃooƃ ˙˙˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʎq ǝɹɐ ǝןdoǝd pǝssǝɹdɯı ʍoɥ ʎuunɟ s,ʇı sʞuıɥʇ
May 16, 2009
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Contest
Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
= 2 points
- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
Status King Game winners are treated like royalty! [x]
Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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