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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - death
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Shaira
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death
May 23, 2009
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Tiffany
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Aug 20, 2009
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Carli
says when I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Feb 9, 2009
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Les Moore
~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Jun 24, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Pepper
thinks the two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last
Sep 23, 2009
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Darnell
is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook?
Jul 30, 2009
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Travis
is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
Nov 30, 2009
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Richard
is thinking the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Mar 22, 2009
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Lukas
you r a good friend..u cry, i cry. u laugh, i laugh. u jump out the window...i look down..and laugh again!:-)
Jul 11, 2009
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Roy
wants to look death in the face and say, 'Whatever, dude.'
May 31, 2009
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Scott
wonders why everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.
Feb 23, 2009
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Sophie
Says: Why Micheal ?! Couldnt Hannah Montana go instead!!!=(
Jun 26, 2009
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Colby
is going to die of a heart attack during a game of Charades.
Aug 30, 2009
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Kirk
wants to die peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep...... not screaming, like the passengers in his car
Jun 12, 2009
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Dustin
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- Wow For a second there, I was bored to death
Nov 29, 2009
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Roy
Don't knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Nov 5, 2009
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Shannon
had a dream that Billy Mays tried to sell me a coffin for just 3 easy payments of $49.95
Jul 12, 2009
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Rick
wonders if a hearse carrying a corpse is allowed to drive in the car-pool lane.
Apr 30, 2009
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'Daniel
What Happens If I Get Scared Half To Death Twice?!
Aug 15, 2009
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Meradith
is wondering if the celebridemic is over now.
Jun 28, 2009
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Rick
never thinks about his age; it's just a number. An ever-increasing number that brings him closer and closer to an inevitable, grim death.
May 1, 2009
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Stephanie
- I think part of a best friends' job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Nov 12, 2009
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Dakota
Finds That Freinds Are Like Potatoes...If You Eat Them They Die...
Oct 8, 2009
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Robert
An advantage of poverty: your relatives gain nothing by your death.
Oct 6, 2009
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Hoozaifa
i wants to die really fast so that he can go to heaven look for einstien and newton and all others motherfuckers who ruined our lives !!!
Jul 2, 2009
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