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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - crazy

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Sarah Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away. Nov 11, 2009

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Shelley is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict! Jun 2, 2009

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Rasia ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ woop woop !!! :D May 5, 2009

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Sarah sees weird people... Mar 14, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Abid Funny, I don't remember being absent minded Oct 7, 2009

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Shelley is wondering how long she must stand on the front lawn with no clothes on, waiting for Google Earth to come and take her picture? May 30, 2009

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Arshad asks why when i scream in a Library, everyone just looks at me, but if i scream on a plane, everyone joins in!!? Nov 24, 2009

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Aman My world was Upside down . . . ------------------------- ˙˙˙dn ǝpısuʍop sʇı ʍou ʇnq Aug 13, 2009

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Aman Search in progress... █ █ █ █ █ █ █ - 70% done... waiting for another █ █ █ 30% to be completed... Aug 14, 2009

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Chrissie ♪♪♫ this is my background music,not my fault you cant hear it ♫♪♪ Sep 2, 2009

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Melissa asks that you do not interupt her while she is talking to herself! Jun 26, 2009

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Shy IS THINKING SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. May 1, 2009

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Name says if you're going to be crazy, you better get paid for it or they will lock you up. Feb 16, 2009

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Samir is thinking you can never be old and wise if you were never young and crazy! Sep 7, 2009

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Anthony decided to burn some calories today,so I set a fat kid on fire! Nov 17, 2009

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Jacqueline will not let people drive me crazy because I know it's in walking distance. Sep 18, 2009

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Abid It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstance...When she is using her teeth Oct 6, 2009

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Teresa is "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Teresa may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. May 20, 2009

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Dailen Facebook Trick: Press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, enter key then right click. Now scroll up or down. Red rings! =D Nov 18, 2009

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Chrissie God made butt cracks go up and down and not side to side, so when we would go down a slide it doesn't sound like this...blubflubblibblubflib Sep 2, 2009

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Aaron woke up screaming realizing he hadn't fallen asleep yet. Jun 27, 2009

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Frankie says failure is the path of least persistence Jul 16, 2009

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Aman True frnds always stand besides you.... Check your wedding snaps if you want proof... Aug 13, 2009

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Velda is as crazy as hell!!!even hell is not as crazy as her... 8 hours ago

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Brooke is scared of the monkey in the tree Nov 13, 2009

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