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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - cool

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Lee _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ Jun 15, 2009

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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Dana called it a day and it said "A Day is my father's name, call me Jeff." Feb 12, 2009

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Frank scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status. Sep 20, 2009

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Kirsty is TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.--------νσℓυмє---------.ılı. : ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ : мιη- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sep 12, 2009

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Sukhcharan I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition Oct 28, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Scott Needs a giant ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to mend a broken heart. Sep 29, 2009

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Name ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ Oct 5, 2009

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Carl is as bored as a midget in a theme park.... Oct 7, 2009

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Name party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡ Aug 28, 2009

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Shubham likes to play PS3 Sep 23, 2009

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Chase are you bored? if so put your mouse on the star below and watch it glow Dec 3, 2009

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Logan was born cool, but global warming made me hot! Jul 9, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Brnden Slonina Wants to be here ---> ̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ Oct 13, 2009

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Name is ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ music on my mind Sep 26, 2009

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Zach You just waisted 3 seconds of your life from reading my status :D Jun 14, 2009

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William is doing cɐrʇwɥeǝls Jul 31, 2009

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Hafs Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Oct 14, 2009

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Julie is trying to stay cool but something keeps hitting the fan Jun 29, 2009

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Lukas you r a good friend..u cry, i cry. u laugh, i laugh. u jump out the window...i look down..and laugh again!:-) Jul 11, 2009

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Omar is typing his status Sep 9, 2009

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Hafs Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!!! Oct 20, 2009

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Name is is beating his previous record for consecutive days of being alive, so far so good. Aug 12, 2009

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