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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Kristin Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Oct 6, 2009

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Alicia asks "If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?" Aug 21, 2009

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Rilee thinks the Old Navy slogan "Get your fash on" would have worked better for the Fascist ideology. Maybe more people would have joined. Sep 15, 2009

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Arnie is ☺H☺A☺P☺P☺Y☺ Sep 2, 2009

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Craige is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark Jan 27, 2009

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Arnie Google "Where is Chuck Norris" and click I'm Feeling Lucky Sep 23, 2009

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Christophe is somewhat skepitical you’re laughing out loud as much as you claim. Apr 14, 2009

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Arnie says practice safe lunch. Use a condiment! Sep 22, 2009

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Chris is a very good bad example Aug 23, 2009

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Kristin *Alarm Clock* (n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour. Oct 20, 2009

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Stan wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins? Oct 7, 2009

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Christina Idaho? No Udaho! Aug 28, 2009

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Arnie says Dyslexics are teople poo Nov 3, 2009

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Lucy says i comes before u Aug 23, 2009

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Arnie needs someone really bad! Are you really bad? Oct 19, 2009

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Lucy Free Tibet! With a purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Sep 23, 2009

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Kristin I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... Nov 2, 2009

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Usaid says Experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want Mar 30, 2009

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JuanGa is Thinking ████████████ 99% Jun 11, 2009

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Stan wonders if Cheerios are doughnut seeds... Oct 7, 2009

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Blake Clement just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. Jan 7, 2009

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Tiffany is crazy for Swayze! Sep 23, 2009

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Tiffany I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Aug 20, 2009

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Kristin Morning is nature's way of saying: HA, HA, now you have to do it all over again... Sucker!!! Oct 20, 2009

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Kristin wants to know how the hell I can remember words to songs from years ago but can't remember what I went into the next room for!?! Oct 7, 2009

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