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Shaira
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death
May 23, 2009
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Iheb
┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
Nov 20, 2009
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Jim
Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
Apr 16, 2009
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Craige
hates people that take drugs... customs for example
Feb 1, 2009
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Craig
life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess
May 19, 2009
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Kristin
is so bored shes considering going to the gym, dressed as a candy bar & standing in front of a overweight guy & waving while eating skittles
Sep 24, 2009
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Joy
is Killing time by smashing the clock on the floor with a baseball bat.
Feb 12, 2009
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Kristin
is bored, so is considering dressing as the grim reaper & tapping on the windows of the retirement home & waving to the residents for fun
Sep 19, 2009
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William
believes square peg WILL fit into round hole *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* ¡ʇıɟ pןnoʍ ʇı noʎ pןoʇ ı ¡ǝǝs ¡ɐɥ ɥɐ
Jun 11, 2009
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Sophie
wants to get a life. Where can I download one of those from?
Jun 28, 2009
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Dustin
says ¯¨´*·~-.¸¸,.-~*´¨ Ñ¡Ght ËvÈ®¥ ÕÑe¯¨´*·~-.¸¸,.-~*´¨
Nov 25, 2009
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Logan
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Sep 10, 2009
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Julian
is bored so checking all his friends statusis for spelling mystakes!
Feb 26, 2009
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Luke Petach
The internet is boring....I want the expansion pack.
Jan 7, 2009
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Anthony
decided to burn some calories today,so I set a fat kid on fire!
Nov 17, 2009
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Dustin
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- Wow For a second there, I was bored to death
Nov 29, 2009
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Ashley Wootton
is as bored as a fat person without food
Aug 3, 2009
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Sina
wants to go to sleep, but cant think of anything good to dream about.
Sep 7, 2009
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Messy
is setting this status not knowing what to status on, yet you will think this status was a well thought out status (:
Nov 23, 2009
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Dp
was going to stop procrastinating today.. but.. maybe I'll just put it off untill tomorrow...
Sep 24, 2009
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Jenn
is thinking of adding a laugh to the afternoon by going to the store to buy cucumbers and KY Jelly and DARING the cashier to even smirk!
Oct 22, 2009
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Gisele
loves to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted...thanks!
Nov 3, 2009
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Ajay
: ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓑⓞⓡⓔⓓ, ⓢⓞ ⓘ ⓓⓔ©ⓘⓓⓔⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓤⓣ ⓛⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡⓢ ⓘⓝⓢⓘⓓⓔ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ.
Nov 23, 2009
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Raheel
¡¡¡ǝɟıl ɐ ʇǝƃ oʇ pǝǝu ʎlsnoıɹǝs noʎ uǝɥʇ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ ǝɹɐ puɐ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
Nov 10, 2009
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Name
is counting the particles of dust in the air before they land on her desk then taking are recount for accuracy
Aug 29, 2009
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