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Dustin says: (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ Feb 3, 2009

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Stan wonders who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins? Oct 7, 2009

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Gaurav is listening music out loud so please type in bold letter, thanks. Nov 11, 2009

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Logan was born cool, but global warming made me hot! Jul 9, 2009

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Bruce Exercise programme.....Take one weetabix and one aero chocolate bar, Crumble aero over weetabix and voila.... AEROBIX Sep 3, 2009

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Luis is a SUPER ★ Sep 5, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Luis Interrupts yours status just to let you know that I have one of the best staus of all time --KANYE-- Sep 16, 2009

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Luis you want a good laugh? go on Google, type "why are me" and stop there... look at the suggestions google gives you Nov 1, 2009

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Luan Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! Jun 3, 2009

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Roy can do anything you can do ... only better! Except for being dumb. You're pretty much a champion in that department. Apr 24, 2009

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Luis has the body of a God, unfortunately its Buddha Sep 14, 2009

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Karen Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing 'tell me lies, tell me sweet little l Oct 9, 2009

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Logan Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Sep 10, 2009

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Sophie says '' Coffee, chocolate, men: Some things are just better rich'' Jun 18, 2009

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Gaurav when i say trick or treat----- ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ -----u don't have a choice, do u? Oct 13, 2009

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Sukhcharan The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you Nov 12, 2009

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Patrick just got back from San Fransisco, and man, my ass is sore! To make a long story short, I threw out the rest of my Tag Body Spray. Oct 7, 2009

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Randy When I type the letter L, don't get confused. It means I’m just laughing, not necessarily out loud. L Oct 15, 2009

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AJ can see you trying to click a 'like' on his status, yea I can see you, click it ! won't take much time,,, Aug 18, 2009

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Luis ♀ + ☝= ☺ Sep 21, 2009

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Ali Today a little girl came running with her dad, pointed at me, and screamed "Dad, when i grow up, i want boobs like her!" I am 20.I am a boy. Sep 17, 2009

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nICHOLAS ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE CAPS LOCK KEY...OOPS... Jun 4, 2009

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TJ says if someone tells you to get a life...take their's. Oct 7, 2009

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Liam 8===D - - ( 0 )( 0 ) Sep 2, 2009

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Bruce Says i once got stuck in a hotel room for 3 days coz someone left a sign on the door saying DO NOT DISTURB.. i thought how can i get out!!! Jul 5, 2009

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