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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - awesome

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Josh Say's ih yas 2 detnaw tsuj i taht tuo dnif u nehw gnitatirri yrev ti dnif yam u..... CONFUSED?? now read it backwards!! Feb 27, 2009

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Carli says without ME you're just AWESO Feb 17, 2009

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Elliott carries a lighter......He Doesnt Smoke.....Just really likes certain songs! Feb 26, 2009

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Porter wishes dogs could really eat homework... Jan 1, 2009

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Stan wonders if Cheerios are doughnut seeds... Oct 7, 2009

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Erik realized that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday. Jun 25, 2009

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Alex ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ = ☮ Aug 9, 2009

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Carl is as bored as a midget in a theme park.... Oct 7, 2009

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Name party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡ Aug 28, 2009

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Stan was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes... Oct 19, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Luis you want a good laugh? go on Google, type "why are me" and stop there... look at the suggestions google gives you Nov 1, 2009

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William is doing cɐrʇwɥeǝls Jul 31, 2009

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Lukas you r a good friend..u cry, i cry. u laugh, i laugh. u jump out the window...i look down..and laugh again!:-) Jul 11, 2009

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Jared just had amnesia and de javu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before... Aug 20, 2009

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Anthony decided to burn some calories today,so I set a fat kid on fire! Nov 17, 2009

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Brianna says only give into peer pressure if everyone else is doing it. Oct 16, 2009

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Stan created a pill that cures hiccups. Side effects include migranes, nausea, swelling of the hands or feet, and suicidal tendancies... Oct 9, 2009

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Jake 's Roomate likes the Schindler's List soundtrack.. Apr 23, 2009

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William Megan Fox Mike Hawk... say it out loud Jun 20, 2009

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Carli says AWESOME has ME in it (it also has WE but shhh...) Feb 14, 2009

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Dane just drove past a bunch of "people" wearing Harry Potter costumes and virgin rings. I guess my computer is not getting fixed today. Jul 15, 2009

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Arjun when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it’s like they’re saying “Here, you throw this away." Oct 30, 2009

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Edward Zombies hate fast food. Dec 5, 2009

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Luke is awesome.....are you? Sep 25, 2009

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AJ can see you trying to click a 'like' on his status, yea I can see you, click it ! won't take much time,,, Aug 18, 2009

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